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  1. 84

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    During his rookie year, Shane goes to a Halloween party at a Montreal gay bar to confirm some suspicions about himself. Unfortunately, it’s 2010, so the official photographer uploads a few hundred photos to the bar’s Facebook page.

    Yuna gives real thought to finding Mark Zuckerberg and strangling him with his own hoodie strings. Probably this particular thought spiral suggests it’s time for her to step away from the PC, but the thought of taking a break – of leaving the burning fuse that could blow up her baby’s life at any moment unattended – makes her stomach churn.

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    Basically this entire thing is just fanfics for Prumano XD Im making one specifically for Lietpol, FrUK, and others ^⁻^ I feel like larp larp larp sahur because I like popular ships but wtv, give me suggestions.
    There's barely any Prumano in the first chapter but I will count it ok

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    While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.

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    Marley: maybe he'll reach out to you again
    Marley: i'm optimistic!! 💪
    Marley: roz?
    Marley: hello?
    Marley: did i say something wrong?
    Roz: how do you know?
    Marley: know what?
    Roz: that jane is a man?
    Marley: what?

    In October 2016, Cliff Marlow accidentally becomes the keeper of the biggest secret in the Hockey world. All because of a typo.

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    🔥 He Stole My Heart AND My Streaming Account?! 
    ★★★★☆ (4.1)
    When the Number Two Hero changes his streaming password, the S-rank villain ex still freeloading off it has only one option: text. A steamy, explosive reunion three years in the making.

    "I couldn't look away. Like a car crash. A hot one." Himiko T., verified viewer.

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    OR: a hero and a villain conduct an entire reconciliation through bad-faith film criticism, a shared password, and the occasional homicide.

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    After SunShane SPF50 leaves him with the worst breakout, Ilya does what any reasonable person would do: he leaves a one-star Amazon review and a complaint on Reddit demanding a refund. However, instead of a refund, he gets a reply back from the company's polite and handsome CEO Shane.

    Or: One angry Reddit post leads to Instagram stalking, horny DMs, getting stuck in a one-bed hotel room, and an Italian wedding.

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    Shane Hollander gets drunk and participates in a game of Smash or Pass with the Montreal WAGs. What could go wrong?

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  8. 45

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    Mel very much thought her crush on Dr Langdon was one sided. She never even considered the thought of him feeling any sort of way towards her. However what happens when she blindly sents a private photo to him by mistake?

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    Shane: All this hiding, and we can’t even be together when it really matters?
    Shane: Fuck that. Fuck all of it. I’m coming to Florida.
    Shane: I choose you. Always.

    Ilya: I love you.

    Shane: I love you, too.
    Shane: Are you going to tell me not to come?

    Ilya: Fuck no.
    Ilya: I need you here. Please hurry.

    Shane: I’ll tell the pilot to fly faster ❤️ I’m paying him enough.
    Shane: Don’t drink too much, because we’re going to have a lot of really emotional sex when I get there, and I can’t have your dick going limp on me.

    Ilya: He would NEVER.

    Shane: ❤️

    __________

    Troy: Holy shit.
    Troy: HOLY SHIT.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is naked in your bed.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is NAKED in your bed.

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    • 06 Jul 2026

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      crash out by UglyGreenJacket

      Published: 2026-05-17
      Work ID: 84723731

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      Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

      Work Summary:

      Shane: All this hiding, and we can’t even be together when it really matters?
      Shane: Fuck that. Fuck all of it. I’m coming to Florida.
      Shane: I choose you. Always.

      Ilya: I love you.

      Shane: I love you, too.
      Shane: Are you going to tell me not to come?

      Ilya: Fuck no.
      Ilya: I need you here. Please hurry.

      Shane: I’ll tell the pilot to fly faster ❤️ I’m paying him enough.
      Shane: Don’t drink too much, because we’re going to have a lot of really emotional sex when I get there, and I can’t have your dick going limp on me.

      Ilya: He would NEVER.

      Shane: ❤️

      __________

      Troy: Holy shit.
      Troy: HOLY SHIT.
      Troy: Shane Hollander is naked in your bed.
      Troy: Shane Hollander is NAKED in your bed.

      (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/07/06

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    “I am out for the season?”

    “Probably."

    “Are you by any chance looking for a trophy husband?”

    “Ilya.”

    “Yes? No?”

    “It’s one season, Ilya, we’re not—it’s bad because you’re hurting, not because—I’m not letting this fuck anything up for us, okay? We’ll figure something out,” Shane says, resolutely.

    or, you know what they say about the best laid plans

    ilya’s first year in ottawa looks a little different than originally planned, maybe sort of because he ends up spending it recovering a broken leg in his boyfriend’s apartment, but probably mostly because he meets jackie pike

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    Ilya: I think Shane is going to break up with me.

    Bood: I’m sorry…what?

    Hayes: You think Shane Hollander is going to break up with you?
    Hayes: Shane Hollander.
    Hayes: The Shane Hollander who learned Russian for you?

    Bood: The Shane Hollander who drives back and forth from Montreal any chance he gets to see you?

    Barrett: The Shane Hollander who started a charity with you and named it after your mother?

    Bood: The Shane Hollander who just generally puts up with you and seems mostly happy about it?

    Ilya: It does boggle the mind.
    Ilya: But yes, I’m almost certain of it.

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    (xxx) xxx-xxxx
    ‘I’m a good looking gay hockey player, text me for a good time ;)’
    and phone number

    (xxx) xxx-xxxx
    OH MY GOD ?!?!?!?!
    That’s it.
    I’m killing my teammate.

     

    (or where J.J. wrote Shane's number on a bathroom stall and Ilya decided to text it)

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    "If you need a cat, and you deserve a cat, the universe will make sure that a cat finds you. That's the Cat Distribution System at work," the woman explains.

    "But I don't need a cat," Shane says, baffled.

    "Are you sure?" the bearded guy says, looking down at the box, where Shane is still stroking the kitten's head.

    "Yes?" Shane says, frowning as the kitten rubs its small, bewhiskered cheek against his finger.


    Shane finds a stray kitten; Ilya not so slowly loses his mind.

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    There was a small recoil, nothing Shane would consciously register as a recoil, just a slight drawing-back of his head and a micro-expression crossing the bridge of his nose.

    His brows pulled together for one second, and he pulled the carton away from his face, examining the opening.

    Ilya Rozanov has seven cameras. Ilya Rozanov has a blog.

    His gay roommate doesn't know about any of this.

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    Lando needs to move to Monaco for his new job at Quadrant, except finding a place is an absolute nightmare. Max comes up with a solution and introduces him to their brand ambassador, who happens to be an F1 driver.

    or Lando and Oscar become roommates and something more, thinking they got it all figured out until they don’t

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    What if one of the Centaurs speaks Russian and accidentally overhears every time Ilya speaks to his mysterious Montreal Jane?

     or: Nick Chouinard is half-Russian and hears many things he never wanted to hear.

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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.

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    Dennis did some indie adult videos to help get him through med school. It's something in his past that he has long since forgotten; Until less than two weeks into his first rotation at the PTMC when Robby off-handedly tells Whitaker that he "looks familiar". Spiraling ensues.

    This work is my SocMed AU that I am transferring over from Twitter. The chapters are by the day to keep things less confusing, so there's going to be A LOT of chapters but most will be short! Heavier written parts come later :)

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    “I can’t wait for Ilya to get here. He always makes the pain go away,” he said, wiggling his brows suggestively and letting out a childish giggle.

    Hayden raised his brows and clamped his mouth shut. If he had any words, they got stuck in his throat. Maybe he had misspoken, he tried to rationalize with himself. Maybe he was so hopped up on drugs that he was getting words confused.

    Wait. Ilya? He couldn’t mean… no way. There’s absolutely no way. Hell to the fuck no.

    “Oops,” Shane covered his mouth with the hand of his uninjured arm. “I shouldn’t have said that. He won’t like that.”
    He paused for a second, lowering his hand, smiling innocently, and said something that Hayden would literally never be able to unhear.

    “Maybe he’ll bend me over and spank me for being a bad boy,” he said with a giggle.

    ---
    OR: Shane Hollander gets injured by a bad check to the boards and asks Hayden to contact someone who Hayden thinks is Boston Lily.

    Only, Shane gets a little too honest while on pain meds and Hayden finds out Lily is in fact not a she but Ilya Rozanov.

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