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Steve, Righ? comes on over to his boyfriends house, Doc Scratch. A visiting day! Doc shows Steve around his huge manor, and things get gay. As the tags suggest.
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Two friends, on Alternia or otherwise, lament about each other and their own imperfections.
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oh bro strider im gonna bust!
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Years of living with Bro has done more than sharpened Dave's reflexes. Their dodgy lifestyle has slowly shifted his way of thinking, reworked his brain, warped the waves- it, or rather, Bro, is turning him into one messed up kid.
And brain warpage is a bad, bad thing for a boy to have.
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You almost fall on your face scrambling off the procreation platform and start freaking out. "YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TELL ME THAT BEFOREHAND!"
"I thought you knew."
You stare at him, incredulous. He— How is— WHAT. "NO I DIDN'T, HOW THE HELL WOULD I HAVE—"
"That's basic fuckin biology, Sollux," he says dryly.
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- Part 2 of love in the time of hemoshift
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Three dark mage-kings known as the Sea Lords, the Orphaner and his two sons, hold the world in an iron grip. The reincarnation of an ancient hero known as the Sufferer leads a rebellion against their power. For all the blood and magic spilled, it seems the world will be at war forever.
Rebel spymaster Sollux Captor is kidnapped by one of the Sea Lords to break a puzzling code. He's sure his fate is interrogation and death, or worse. But the lines between friend and foe are less clear than they seemed, and his captivity may have placed him in the perfect position to turn the tide.
[inspired by the world of the 'Black Company' series by Glen Cook; you don't need to be familiar with it to understand this story.]
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I first read this fic almost a decade ago...truly my Roman Empire. I think about it Often.
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The Hiveswap kids end up on Earth C, shenanigans ensue.
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Patchwork [noun]: needlework in which small pieces of cloth in different designs, colors, or textures are sewn togetherEX: a patchwork quilt
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Dave Strider gets stuck 'taking care' of a sick Karkat in a spooky abandoned dream bubble version of the ship. When alone in the medical bay Karkats weird troll pheromones make it hard for Dave to keep his hands to himself. Homosexual hijinks ensue.
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It's hard to miss you
When you are always on the tip of my tongue, now
I feel like I'm looking for somethin'
Somethin' that'll never come- "I've Been Waiting" by Lil Peep, ILoveMakonnen, Fall
Out Boy***
"Do you think you're a bad person?"
"...'course."
"I don't think so. I think you have issues that no one ever knew how to help you with."
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The way you write and characterize him is simply amazing! It made me realize that I love fanfics where the character goes to therapy—thanks!
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In a world infected with what whispers refer to as the "Red Miles", dubbed as such because of the vein-like crimson lines that stretch across the sky and span for miles, upon miles, an adventuring party of four seeks to put a stop to the ancient curse.
To do so, they must slay the ancient beings of Old responsible for the cursed, bloody undead that have roamed the surface of the Earth for an unknown amount of centuries.
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On the Keeping of Spermatophagos Species in Captivity by Laylah for SybLaTortue
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Jul 2016
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Spermatophagos ssp., whose notable species include S. minor, cataphractus, and vulgaris, are a group of limbless* invertebrates that parasitize trolls, burrowing into the genital opening and feeding on seminal fluid. Despite the obvious biological risk of hosting such a parasite, most species of this genus have been domesticated and are readily available for sale under the crude but evocative term "nookworm."
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On the Keeping of Spermatophagos Species in Captivity by Laylah for SybLaTortue
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An Alternate Universe is a fictional device wherein characters are taken from their 'canon' setting and placed into a different one, such as, say... a magical university.
Or: In which Karkat Vantas finally gets to leave his miserable life behind to attend the prestigious Salem University for magical studies. Finally he can make friends, learn things, hopefully work out just what species he is. And Karkat Vantas being who he is there might be a romance or two on the cards.
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A sitcom about completely normal and well-adjusted newlyweds Dirk and Caliborn attempting to make a good impression on their son, Dave, and his boyfriend, Karkat.
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Doc Scratch's School for Supernaturally Gifted Adolescents by medical
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Jul 2019
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One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types all in white like a jackass, and the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.
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A classic n got me to like davekat in the first place
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Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.
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- Part 1 of It's the end of the world as we know it
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"And then there's a customized copy of PONY PALS, a gift to you on your 14th birthday from the slippery Mr. Strider. Each page contains lovingly hand-written commentary on the deeds of this intrepid young horse. Later, about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles. His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it's cathartic, in all the worst ways possible.
He tends to get carried away with his projects."Note: this work is an altered book, and it plays on the physical relationship between the original pages and the edited text. As such, it's presented as a series of images. Reading the images is the only way to get the full experience, but I'm aware that some people can't/don't want to read it that way. So if that's the case, you can skip to chapter 13, which is a text-only version of the story, including rough descriptions of the most important illustrations.
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Perhaps the most creative fanfic I have ever seen
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On one prong, he should really get up and take a break. On the other, there's not a lot of trolls Sollux finds more thrilling - and infuriating - to raid with than KK's weird friend, "caligulasAquarium".
Luckily, doing two things at once is his specialty.
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Florence Nightingale, But Way Sexier, and With More Snakes by Dragoneisha for Grubbutts
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Aug 2018
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Dave tracks an injured animal and grievously misidentifies it. Several times. He's pretty sure it forgives him.
Alternate title: "Dave Strider Talks His Way Out Of Almost Every Difficult Situation"
Also: "Dave Strider Shuts His Mouth, Exactly Once"
Also Also: "How To Talk A Monster Out Of Eating You, And Other Events"- Language:
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Second snake fic!! This one is where Bro is an injured naga and Dave saves him and then they have really fucking hot sex like damn.