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Written in the Stars by NerdyMixedPan
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
03 May 2026
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Rocky was frantically rambling. Grace tried to translate the chirps and trills. One sound then cut through his confusion.
Human.
Rocky had said Human.Or: Simon gets found, in more ways than one.
Chapter 1: Getting together
Chapter 2: FILTHSeries
- Part 1 of Love Among The Stars
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Literally amazing. The trope of Adrian finding Simon was great, and in all the fics where Simon vibes on Erid with Grace, he really deserves an orchard
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need a little sweetness in my life by plalligator
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Oct 2017
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Ochako and Katsuki are thinking it's about time that Izuku moves in. Izuku doesn't seem to be getting the message.
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- Part 2 of sugar (yes please)
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Deliverers who deliver any service!
That was who Phainon was, who ran around the city assisting almost any and all requests to pay for his college tuition. But he had never, in all his years of being a Deliverer, been paid to specifically cater to one single person for a months-long request.
Fake Relationship Phaidei AU, where Phaidei go out on a lot of cute dates together.
Main story ✅ Side stories ⏳
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MFGHHHHHH THE PEAKEST SHIT I'VE READ I THINK THIS IS MY FAV PHAIDEI FIC SO FAR I WOULD FALL ASLEEP READING THIS AND I AM NOW EAGERLY AWAITING EVERY CHAPTER
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34/?
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Parental Woes by nazville
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
04 Apr 2020
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Bruce is asked what it's like raising a bunch of Alpha kids as a single omega parent. The answer is unexpected.
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"Is it weird being the single Omega parent to a bunch of Alphas? Like what's the weirdest thing?"
"The cock-blocking," said Bruce
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- Part 7 of Batfamily ABO Week 2020
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Another One for The Sins by Sol_Morales707
Fandoms: Naruto, Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
15 Feb 2020
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Sasuke Uchiha returns to the Hidden Leaf after years of his journey for repentance, of collecting and organizing his thoughts, to find out that Naruto was Hokage at last.
He doesn’t know how to feel about his two extra “welcome back” surprises though: one, that the knucklehead was a married man, and second, a father.
To learn that even with all his power, Sasuke was late.
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Naruto’s hands return to Sasuke’s rump, groping in circles and squeezing every now and then as Naruto continues to kiss Sasuke’s body, “I gotta say though… it’s kinda surprising. As irresistible as you are… you must’ve had all kinds of nifty people lining up for you.”
Sasuke stays quiet. The only sounds were Naruto’s wet noises and Sasuke’s harried breathing as the blonde’s lips go over his chest again, licking between his pectorals.
“You’ve never, y’know, had like urges…?” Naruto stops to look up at Sasuke’s bleary eyes.
Sasuke frowns, “Is that the kind of person you think I am?”
“Well, no, but... it’s been years too so…”
When Sasuke finds his voice, it comes out irked, “I can’t believe we’re still talking about this,” Then he sighs, squeezing Naruto’s nose, “So is that what you think I’ve been doing these years?”
“What? No─”
“You want to know?” Sasuke’s voice is thick with emotion as he speaks. His eyes itch and his lips tremble, “I was thinking about you. Every night. People approached me, yeah, but I thought about you instead because you’re─” Salt overflows from his eyes and his throat clogs, “You’re the one I want, you idiot. Nobody else.”
And you were here, with someone else.
“Sasuke…”
He’s conflicted between blaming himself, for doubting and running away for so long, or Naruto, for being an idiot. Instead, Sasuke pushes the thoughts to the back of his mind and wipes the tears from his eyes before grabbing Naruto’s face for a salty kiss. His lips throb and his head aches, but he ignores it. He ignores everything.
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rev it 'til the engine purrs by zeccora for shpelkie
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
02 Jun 2026
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Enjin’s room has always been in a good spot. But the location of it works for about everything except sex.
(Gris and Enjin’s sex is rough, intimate, and delicious. The only problem: they keep getting cockblocked by Enjin’s kids.)
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- Part 2 of gems within the trashbin
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i luv
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Will accidentally crosses a line with Mike while they're both asleep.
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Mike has the greatest orgasm of his life, courtesy of his best friend, and suddenly he can't get himself off anymore, so he asks Will for his assistance.
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Steve and Jonathan drop The Party(+Max) off at their eighth grade graduation party, they forget to pick them up because they had to do “stuff”.
rated teen and up for sexual content
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ok but.. why was EVERYONE bursting into jonathans room? makes absolutely no sense.
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Love Among The Stars by NerdyMixedPan
Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 May 2026
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Deciding that enough is enough, you head to the bar with one goal: to get laid. The only rule? No sleeping with your wingmen.
Or, Rooster is the worst wingman ever.
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Crack Me Open by s_the_queen
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Apr 2025
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"Dynamight, your assistance is needed at a villain attack site North of your location," a dispatcher mumbled in his ear. A grin worked its way onto his face. It had been so fucking quiet today, finally some excitement. "The heroes are having trouble detaining the villain, who has an Egg quirk. He calls himself 'Yolk.'"
He paused, face dropping in distaste and disbelief. "Come the fuck again?"
"A-an Egg quirk, sir."
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BKDK encounter an unusual villain. An Egg Villain. Their feelings aren't the only things that end up scrambled.
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lmao fr. tags do NOT disappoint
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Colonel Miles Quaritch was the most dangerous human to land on Pandora, but when he sees something pretty, he isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. At least he's determined.
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Initiation by oatmealwrites
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Dec 2024
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Synopsis: It's Yuji's pledge initiation and you've been dragged out to the JJK function to celebrate the fact he's a full member now. Of course the main reason you want to go is to see the one man completely off limits: Yuji's brother Choso. With alcohol flowing and music playing, maybe he'll admit the only reason he comes to these parties is the off chance you show up
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Keith bristled at his spiced scent, fur puffed, eyes wild, focus narrowed and his ears pinned back while his lips curled into a snarl. His tail thrashed aggressively alongside his own sour scent, that was usually enough to dissuade alphas. He’d done so many times before.
Indeed, but most alphas were looking for a calm little omega, an obedient, easy conquest. And if he had known better at the time then maybe the alpha’s eyes wouldn't have slid his way. Because this alpha liked fire. He wanted a challenge. He wanted defiance. He didn't want his pick of an omega to come broken in.
The alpha wanted someone to break.
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After overhearing a fascinating story about an obscure temple tucked into some corner of Liyue Harbor, Childe had only meant to have a little fun at Zhongli's expense; he'd earned at least that much after the Osial Incident. Unfortunately for Childe, his track record at outmaneuvering Zhongli isn't exactly stellar.
There's a not-quite hysterical cadence to Childe's quiet words as he leans in closer, sweeping a hand wide to encompass shelves heavy with hundreds upon hundreds of icons and figurines depicting Rex Lapis in various forms both draconic and human, lovingly crafted and singularly, proudly well-endowed. "This is your dick temple," he whispers, for emphasis. "Just — here, in the middle of Liyue Harbor?"
"Worship comes in many forms, as a servant of the Cryo Archon is surely well aware," Zhongli says serenely, eyes narrowing in suspicion when Childe makes a small strangled sound to avoid pointing out the unfortunate innuendo. "What god would turn away a sincere offering?"
"The Tsaritsa doesn't have a dick temple," Childe mutters.
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- Part 1 of dick temple
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"If you need a cat, and you deserve a cat, the universe will make sure that a cat finds you. That's the Cat Distribution System at work," the woman explains.
"But I don't need a cat," Shane says, baffled.
"Are you sure?" the bearded guy says, looking down at the box, where Shane is still stroking the kitten's head.
"Yes?" Shane says, frowning as the kitten rubs its small, bewhiskered cheek against his finger.
Shane finds a stray kitten; Ilya not so slowly loses his mind.
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"please be inside me...fuck me rough untill you break me, untill there's no position left please sir use me as your slut, your toy i will obey any single thing you do to me!" Jisung began sucking on Minho's fingers, which were in his lips, and caressing them with his tongue and saliva
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Minho is the strict and professional department head. But to Jisung, he's the dominant figure who owns his body and his breath.A night shift alone with him transcends the bounds of work, becoming a confession of pure lust. Minho refuses to release this overwhelming sexual energy in the office and decides to take his obedient employee home to punish and reward him in the way he deserves.
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Draco Malfoy had survived ten years of working with Hermione Granger without once confessing his attraction, his inexperience, or his increasingly alarming thoughts about her snog-able mouth.
All it took to ruin that streak was one drunken night and a single, ill-advised offer.
Now, there’s a seven-day sex agenda, a baffling number of lessons for his deflowering, and the discovery that Hermione Granger—queen of the swots, trusted colleague, long-time friend, and carefully catalogued as strictly platonic—is a variable no amount of planning can account for.
Love, it turns out, does not follow methodology.
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- Part 3 of The Agenda Series
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Delusions by sasha_bo
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), House of the Dragon (TV)
06 Jul 2024
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really good, crack
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