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Tim Drake's New Kid by HistoricallyInnacurate for Aricliara
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
29 Jun 2026
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Happy (belated) birthday to Ari, who loves misunderstandings, but only if they're the funny kind.
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After a conversation with his fiance last night, Tim is confident in three things: they're going to move out of his apartment to Bristol on the old Drake Manor where it's safer to raise a family, they're going to get a dog- or two-, and in a few years, they're going to get a kid.Except, he's pretty sure Danny was turned into a baby goat. Why else would there be a goat in their apartment?
(Prompt title: misunderstandings.)
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- Part 9 of 2026 Writing Challenge
- Part 5 of Everything is Soft and Nothing Hurts (Emotionally)
- Part 15 of I TOLD YOU I could write a one-shot!
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“Anyone who is able to correctly guess and get Venti to reveal what sort of Non-mortal entity he is, will get all their drinks bought by me for the next year!” Varka declared
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Venti lets slip that he isn't a mortal so the people of Mondstadt turn it into a game to figure out what he is
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lit and loving in las vegas by Pinkperel
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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Shane leaves Ilya's hotel room in Las Vegas feeling lost, so he makes the mistake of drinking way too much. Now drunk, lost in the streets of Vegas, and making bad decisions, Shane texts Ilya, "we didn't even kiss."
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Shane leaves Ilya's hotel room in Las Vegas feeling lost, so he makes the mistake of drinking way too much. Now drunk, lost in the streets of Vegas, and making bad decisions, Shane texts Ilya, "we didn't even kiss."
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Hongjoong can hear thoughts. Seonghwa's thoughts are loud, chaotic, and entirely focused on him.
Now, Hongjoong knows the truth: Seonghwa thinks he's a "tiny angry squirrel,"
Between changing the dress code and confronting the broadcast in Seonghwa's head, the office rules are about to be broken.
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CUTE AND FLUFFFFYYY 11/10
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The one where Louis' day can't get any worse, and Harry is the stranger who kind of makes everything better.
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Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.
Who lives in Canada.
Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.
The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.
Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.
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- Part 1 of they haven't connected shit
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seven minutes too long by anaxascorset (tamakibaby)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Jun 2026
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“Sorry!” Illuga whispered, breath hitting hot against Lohen’s face. “It’s so—shit, who would’ve thought it’d be such a…tight squeeze.” His words bled into an awkward chuckle, an attempt to lighten the mood, no doubt. With so little space between them, Lohen felt Illuga’s voice more than he heard it, which he never would have dreamed of complaining about, had he been in literally any other scenario.
Any amount of time spent stuck in a dark, cramped closet was too long, even if it was with the man of Lohen's dreams...
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Shane's kink list by SocksKeptOn
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
27 Jun 2026
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This one's for all the smut lovers!
Shane and Ilya have been happily married for 3 years.
Ilya finds a box under the bed with a book inside.
He discovers Shane's kink list.
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Tell me Anyway by Shui_kei
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
07 May 2026
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You have spent years persuading yourself that it is too perilous—that the fanciful, relentless thoughts that coil within your mind burn far more fiercely than jealousy ever could. Convincing yourself there is no possibility for you, you tell yourself that the witch you cherish would never regard you with the same tenderness with which he treats his dearest friend.
Consumed by a relentless cycle of denial, belittlement of your own worth, and emotion kept tightly sealed, you resolve to ignore Qifrey. Yet your strategy collapses the moment he confronts you and asks—plainly, insistently—why you have withdrawn. Any hope you might have had of granting your feelings a moment’s respite is extinguished when the very man you have secretly loved implores you, gently but unmistakably, to open your heart to him. How, then, shall this unfold?
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very well written it made me emotional, i relate to these sorts of feelings a lot. the dialogue felt really nice as well
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When Gojo Satoru, CEO and founder of the luxury sunglasses brand VOID, starts receiving anonymous death threats, he decides his dashing good looks and unbridled success might be getting a little more attention from the media than he actually wants. Then he meets Itadori Yuuji, an omega with superhuman strength, and realizes an adorable bodyguard is exactly the distraction he needs.
There's just one problem: Yuuji is hell-bent on keeping his very un-omegalike super strength a secret.
(Alternatively titled: Knot Your Average Bodyguard)
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Rift by dnicobride
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦≡ | Jujutsu Kaisen Modulo (Manga)
01 May 2026
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Gojo Satoru devoted his life to creating original manga stories. As a bestselling author, he moved to the countryside to draw inspiration for his next big project. But even though he bought his new house knowing it was haunted, finding an actual demon with interdimensional portals stealing snacks from his fridge was where he had to draw the line!
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Blizost by princepixel
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
07 Apr 2026
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So what is the plan now, Mr. Spreadsheet?
“Honestly I was kind of hoping your consciousness would just click back into your body once I touched you.” Shane scratches the back of his head.
You treat me like slap bracelet, Ilya complains.
After a bad hit knocks Ilya’s consciousness out of his body — literally — Shane finds himself sheltering the soul of his decade-long situationship in the back of his head. Turns out it’s a lot harder to keep secrets when you share a body.
(They definitely still try, though.)
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“Pretend we don't know each other?” Shane repeats, a little confused in all honesty. Wasn't therapy about talking?
“Yes. You are meeting for the first time in this room. Introduce yourselves.”
Shane shifts in his seat, slowly turning to Ilya. It's not all that different from the first time they'd actually met; the awkward vibes radiating off Shane are almost identical. They're just missing a snowy forecast and a cigarette.
He decides to go a step further, standing up. It feels the right thing to do under the circumstances. Who meets for the first time sitting down? He takes a step forward, holding his hand out to Ilya. Or not Ilya. This random man he’s about to meet, who happens to look a lot like Ilya. Ilya takes the cue, standing from his own chair with a shake of his head. He takes Shane’s hand, shaking firmly.
“I’m Shane, uh, Shane Hollander.”
Ilya nods. “Ilya Rozanov.”
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Or: Shane and Ilya get sent to reconciliation therapy, and of course, handle it super well.- Language:
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i could be blind (i'd still sing about your shade of black) by otooga (olooga)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
06 Nov 2025
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“You’re dead. Are you an idiot? Go back to being dead.”
“Huh,” Optimus Prime – who is very much not dead – looks at Megatron like he’s the one being unreasonable. As if Megatron is the one who’s supposed to be dead and who's supposed to stay dead instead of haunting him like some…like a–
“Ghost,” Not Dead Prime says. “I think I’m a ghost.”
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or: Optimus Prime played hero too hard and died saving Cybertron, trusting Megatron to pick up the pieces of their struggling people and lead them all into the future. Megatron thinks it'd be Pits of a lot easier without said Idiot Prime walking through his walls and knocking shit off his desk and asking, "hey, being dead is boring, mind saving the world and bringing me back to life?"- Language:
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Está muy bonito <3
Casi muero cuando me hicieron pensar que OP ni volvería 😞 pero al final lo importante es el amor, el amor homosexual.También… ¿que pasó con las Prime Prime Parts luego de que lo revivieron?
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nothing but your beating heart by mafalda_157
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jul 2025
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"See? I just knew it," Hans says, poking Henry's chest. "I knew you’d be too damn hairy. Look at all this. You're practically a barbarian."
Henry's snort is fond when it leaves his lungs, more exhale than sound. "You're hairy too," he offers graciously, flicking his eyes down a pale chest. His memory conjures up images of blond tufts—darkened with water, clustered beneath a navel, peeking coyly from under an armpit—before he banishes them. "It's just hard to see on your arms and legs, cause your hair is so fine. It makes your skin look soft," he adds, crazily, airing a thought that should have been kept barred and bolted.
"Do you think about my skin often, blacksmith's boy?"
"No." Henry is distracted; Hans's finger is twisting around his chest hair, an entirely new sensation for Henry's body. His spine tingles. "Maybe. I dunno."
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Hans keeps insisting that Henry share his bed. A very normal and platonic thing to do.
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- Part 1 of young dumb and horny
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just a place to keep all my f1 one-shots together :)
mostly lestappen, with some carlando sprinkled in.
expect fluff, found family, and general softness, though there might be the occasional angsty fic or even mcd. check individual tags for specifics!- Words:
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Hot Off the Press by kentuckyfriedmegumi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Dec 2025
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Fushiguro Megumi is a hard news journalist for a fairly successful newspaper in Toshima City, one of the central wards in Tokyo. He specializes in writing news for crime and politics.
Crime and politics.
So, when his Editor-In-Chief, Gojo Satoru, decides to put him on a sports feature, highlighting some famous boxer known as Itadori Yuuji, Megumi can't help but consider quitting right then and there.
Seriously, what kind of story could come from that?
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Seriously such a cute fucking fic 😭😭 will read again
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It was the day after the Samhain feast and Harry Potter is sick. Seriously sick. His friends try to help but after an enlightening conversation with his grandfather, Fleamont Potter, things turn from bad to worse.
Harry will most probably die because an old Potter curse got activated and the only thing that could save his life in the next 24 hours is a rare potions ingredient.Harry decides to find it on his own, even though his father, grandfather and others are already on the search (and better equipped). With his deteriorating health, the son of Lily and James Potter roams through Hogwarts' empty halls and encounters two sweet kittens. One a little bit different than the other, but equally feisty.
This is my first fic I’ve posted and written in English.
English isn’t my first language so please excuse possible mistakes.enjoy<3
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You Don't Have To (Say Yes) by luminousbeings
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
03 Apr 2016
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The abridged sexual history of James Tiberius Kirk.
Or, Jim’s varyingly unhealthy idea of what sex is supposed to be (a it-gets-worse-before-it-gets-better story)
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- Part 1 of You Don't Have To 'Verse
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- 12/12
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On kindle, absolute masterpiece, it dows indeed get worse before it gets better
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Staring Problem by MistressPikachu
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Dec 2023
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“Before you say anything, I wasn’t watching you. I was admiring Nue.”
Megumi scoffs. He can’t say he isn’t amused that out of all things to say, you start with that. As if it isn’t obvious by now that he knows that you’re failing hard to hide your bad habit – for whatever reason you have it. And even more amusing was the way your face would highlight in embarrassment as you tried to hide the fact.
“Convenient story.”
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Five times Megumi caught you staring at him + one time you caught him staring at you.
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