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Yoonchae works part-time at a cat café. Megan is determined to get her number. The only problem? Megan is allergic to cats.
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Sotto Voce by MsCoffeebear for Shin_PM
Fandoms: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Video Game)
07 Jun 2026
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Belle Époque Paris, 1913. Verso Dessendre is very good at being wanted. It is, in fact, the only thing the world has ever been willing to pay a ruined aristocrat for, and he has made his peace with that.
Then Gustave Virlogeux — celebrated conductor of the Opéra, one hand of flesh and one of steel, immovable as a closed door — catches him breaking into the rehearsal hall to play a piano in the dark. Instead of calling the gendarmes, he offers Verso a real chance and an honest wage, and commits the truly unforgivable sin of refusing to be charmed.
This is a story about a maestro who won't play along, a brat who won't behave, and a grand piano that did not consent to any of this. It is also, underneath all that, a story about being wanted for the whole of yourself — scars, ruin, and all — by someone who refuses to let you sell the one true thing you've got.
Or: a maestro who conducts in bed exactly as he does on the podium, a pianist whose every seduction technique fails spectacularly and repeatedly (until it doesn't), and one grand piano that did not survive the experience.
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I cant stop thinking about wesper so i wrote this and now its 4am so yeah. Aka: Wesper and the maid and the baby. Working title. I dont even know. by Nivvii
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
19 Sep 2025
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“I know you and Mr. Fahey are having trouble conceiving, im sorry but we hear you trying, and it’s been plenty of heat cycles but no bun on the oven yet…right?”
Or, the maid hears wesper trying for a baby but wylan doesnt get pregnant so she thinks they have fertility problems and tries to help.
But wylan is on birth control and the thing is that they just have a massive breeding kink.
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What if Hermione and Viktor didn't just meet but were destined to? What if they are not meant to drift apart but stay together despite what comes? And how did it begin? You'll laugh, you'll worry, and you'll see a narrow script opened larger than before.
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- Part 1 of Dance Trilogy
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Makoto squares her jaw, shrugging one shoulder. “Whatever. I figured I would tell you before you heard it from someone else. You clearly like him so carry on.”
“Mako-chan…” Haru looks over her shoulder at her, smiling politely. “Goro-chan doesn’t just like Akira-kun. He’s… rather fond, wouldn’t you say, Goro-chan?”
“Thank you, Okumura,” Goro deadpans, crossing his arms.
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- Part 4 of shuake week 2023
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How To Marry a Starship Captain by Tsvaistaya
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: Enterprise
08 Jun 2021
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After months of pining for his captain, Spock finally gets up the nerve to do something about it. Things don't exactly go according to plan, but when he unexpectedly finds out a few months later that Jim is pregnant, Spock convinces a resistant Jim (with a little help from the crew) that they were meant to be together.
Tapestry series.
Originally posted to the K/S Archives, under my pen name "logicallyillogical"
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- Part 10 of Tapestry
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congratulations, you're pregnant! by shaneverse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
06 Jul 2026
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"Dr. Hollander..." Luca's voice came out low, almost cautious. "I think there's a gestational sac."
Shane stared at the student for a moment before letting out a short laugh.
"Good try." He waved a dismissive hand. "Now tell me what's actually on the screen."
No one answered.
The silence sent a chill up the back of Shane's neck.
He turned his head toward the monitor, expecting to find a cyst, an artifact, or anything else that would justify this collective reaction.
It was a gestational sac.
No.
Or: Shane Hollander is a radiologist, an alpha, and happily married to another alpha. One routine teaching session leaves him with an impossible diagnosis and five students keeping the biggest secret in modern medicine.
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- Part 9 of hockey didn't happen
- Part 4 of the hollander-rozanov parenting chronicles
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Ilya Rozanov's Goodreads Reviews by Promised_ivy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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Several MLH players have their phones hacked.
Most people find embarrassing photos.
Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.
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You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?
Yeah. It's that.
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Crack so good I laughed out loud.
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Ilya Rozanov's Goodreads Reviews by Promised_ivy
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Kuroo has a theory: if something worked for Bokuto with Akaashi, it can work for Kenma with Hinata. Kenma has a reasonable doubt about that theory, but tries it anyway. Between borrowed jackets, badly hidden jealousy over a rival who doesn't even know he's one, and all of Nekoma sticking their noses in, Kenma has to learn how to say what he feels without needing a manual.
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look up at the storm by charmingwillow
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Gray Man (2022), The Fall Guy (2024)
06 Jul 2026
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When Ryland and Colt are kidnapped as leverage over Six, someone has to rescue them.
It's just not Six.
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look up at the storm by charmingwillow
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Lloyd kidnaps Grace and Colt
Stratt displeased and guilts the world leaders into telling her whose spy agency just kidnapped Grace, they all know lol
Grace Colt find out Court is alive
Stratt's team rescues Grace Colt, Colt is like wtf at what both his brother are up to
Court watching rescued Grace and Colt from across the water, Stratt has a word with him and offers him a place protecting Grace, Stratt does not want family drama impeding project progress, Court is hesitant to be involved in twins lives
court asking ryland if he trust stratt, ryland eventually says he does, so court comes with
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The Boss by Empress_of_Narnia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya began to feel something like horror take seed in his chest. "So then she thinks... she thinks Shane takes care of both of us?"
Harris, completely grinning again, said: "Dogs watch people, Ilya. They learn social relationships and learn who listens to whom."
Then the fatal blow: "From Anya's perspective, Shane comes into the home, distributes resources, organises activities, corrects behaviour, establishes most routine, —“
"And tells you both what to do." Harris finished. "And both of you listen."
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Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog And Anya Knows It
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Hollanov Havoc by fffpppp
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander is married, out, and unhinged. Ilya Rozanov is Shane Hollander's biggest supporter.
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The league finds out how good they had it back when Shane leaned heavily into his media-trained persona.
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You Got All My Love by TheOneWithTheBook
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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"Do you think Grace knows all the people propositioning him are asking him to have sex with them?” She asks, insistent, and Mark chokes on his juice.
“Fucking what?” He gasps out, as Lewis comes over, drawn by the familiar sound of Mark making a fool of himself in public, and pats him long-sufferingly on the back. “They’re what?”Or,
Mark thinks Grace is willfully oblivious, Grace is laughing at Mark, the Ares crew are the world's worst enablers, and Mindy and Rocky are, as usual, sick of everyone's shit
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- Part 3 of Most Of The Time, We Don't Have Anyone
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Can't use ICUP when you can't think straight... can't do much of anything while you can't think straight actually. by ThatOneOneOneOneOneOnePerson
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jun 2026
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((After twixxxle dies and Mob goes out. Based on latest episode (2nd one), still looking through villages. Didn't see the book at all..spoilers))
Verity had cleared out twixxles' own house. Blood n' all. The man waits.. waits..... and waits at the base. Until he remembers that he knows everything; truly everything.. . His exact location. He is not coming back without proper Help. And, what did you know?
He was Mob's personal helper-'buddy'. This was more than any other person he was with before.
He's going to.. persuade him just enough.
He'll like it.
He knows he'll like it.He already knows Mob won't fight for real.
He's his.
Only his.
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three missed calls by catknives
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jun 2026
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Shane: Why do I have three missed calls from you. It's past 1 AM
Ilya: hmm?
Ilya: oh i see
Ilya: it was, uh, what is word
Ilya: ass call
Shane: Oh. Wow.
or, butt dial and booty call are waaaay too similar for two terms with such wildly different meanings. when ilya accidentally butt dials his biochem tutor in the middle of the night, a miscommunication leads to some unexpected sexting.
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The Scars We Share by TheHuffliestPuff (supergirl96)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2026
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Hermione survived the Battle of Hogwarts, but she didn't come out of it unharmed...
Hermione Granger is a werewolf. After her parents are killed by Fenrir Greyback, Severus Snape becomes her legal guardian. When tragedy strikes, you see who your true friends are. Harry pretty much refuses to leave her side. Ron is walking on eggshells, scared of what she's become. Ginny is jealous of the attention Harry is devoting to Hermione. Snape is NOT prepared to be the father of a teenage werewolf. And when they're all sent back for an 8th year, she finds unlikely allies in the Slytherin gang.
Hopefully you'll laugh, you might cry, and I hope you enjoy this story of overcoming tragedy.
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Isaac gets traumatized at the sounds of Derek and Stiles trying to be quiet while they fuck...
Adapted based on a Prompt from Tumblr....
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High Voltage by banthafodder87
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
23 May 2026
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All Ilya Rozanov has ever wanted to do is dance with Shane Hollander in a nightclub.
So, naturally, he plots and orchestrates a twelve-hour truce between Boston and Montreal to make it happen. It's the perfect cover... assuming they can actually blend in and not get caught.
But between their instinctual domesticity and a very drunk, clingy Shane, staying under the radar is a lot harder than it looks. Especially when Cliff Marleau is sitting right across the table.
(or, Cliff puts the pieces together when Shane gets wasted, Ilya's boyfriend mode is too obvious, and he catches them sexy dancing in the club.)
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- Part 1 of High Voltage
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The thing is, now that Ino has pointed out that Kakashi is handsome, Naruto can’t stop noticing it.
Of course he finds Kakashi handsome. Who wouldn’t? It’s perfectly normal, Naruto tries to rationalize. Kakshi is strong, and skilled, and kind. He’s the Hokage. It’s normal to be infatuated with the Hokage. And he has a nice body, because he’s a shinobi. And a nice face – or whatever Naruto can see of his face. A nice eye. It’s nice. So what.
Naruto buries his face in his pillow to stifle his scream.
No.
No, this won’t do.
Having a crush is one thing. Having a crush on Kakashi-sensei? Kakashi’s a pervert. He reads Jiraya’s awful pervy novels in public. He slouches around like he doesn’t care about anything and never files paperwork and makes Naruto complete D ranks just because. He can’t be crushing on Kakashi-sensei.
Naruto develops a crush. It's a problem.
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Operation Get Roz a SAP by dntat for Lanabean
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 Apr 2026
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Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on itOr: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.
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