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    Smoke & Embers by

    Fandoms: The Hunger Games (Movies), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins  

    28 Jun 2026

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    "What do I need to do?"

    "When you and Johanna are on tour, you need to smile. You need to be grateful. But above all you need to be madly, prepared to end it all in love. Do you think you can manage that?"

    "Yes," I nod without thought. In honesty I'm not as confident in that statement as I'd like, but we've done it before. I just have to hope she doesn't hate me so much we can't do it again.

    No matter my answer, it's clear Snow has no more confidence in my statement than I do, because he's leaning forward in his chair again. "Yes what?" He asks sternly.

    "I'll convince them."

    "No, Miss Everdeen," he says, "convince me."

    OR

    It's been 6 months since they won the 74th Hunger Games and Johanna's life, in particular, was changed forever. Can Johanna and Katniss learn to keep up the act long enough to stop an uprising? Or will their inevitable pull towards one another make everything worse?

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    i can't get enough by

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics)  

    26 Jun 2026

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    TIM: do u think it’s childish that i only drink zesti?

    JASON: i think it’s zesty that you only drink zesti 😛🌈

    TIM: fuck off i’m being serious

    Or, Tim and Jason finally get each others' phone numbers. It only takes them two months to get together about it.

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    Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    23 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    The Rise of Shayden by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    08 Jun 2026

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    @shanesfreckles

    Ever since Hayden Pike created that stupid app all my socials have been filled with Shayden shippers. This is literally my worst nightmare.

     

    ✎﹏﹏﹏﹏
     

    After a YouTube video about The Hayden Pike App goes viral, hockeytwt is swarmed by a wave of new fans who seem to be obsessed with their new favourite gay ship, Shayden.

     

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    Heaven (Must Be Missing an Angel) by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

    19 May 2026

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    Rocky and Ryland happen upon a bloody submarine in space. When Rocky says he detects another heartbeat, he and Ryland find a man covered in blood inside.

    Things get interesting when the man calls Ryland an angel and doesn't seem keen on letting the nickname go.

    Or, 5 times Simon called Ryland by the wrong name and the one time he got it right

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    Abolish private property by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    23 May 2026

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    Haley
    Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
    Shane
    So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.

    Haley
    screenshot.jpg
    Wtf?
    Katie
    Is this guy fr???

    Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.

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    Breaking News: We Like Each Other by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    01 May 2026

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    In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.

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    The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?

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    Message in a Beetle by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    27 Jun 2026

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    It’s been nearly 27 years since Eva Stratt forced Ryland Grace to board the Hail Mary and sent him off to his death for the greater good of mankind. Meanwhile, Eva and the Project Hail Mary team have been fighting a losing battle against the cooling sun—and their own demons—trying to make sure there were still people to be saved by the time the crew could send a solution home. Right on schedule, the beetles are returning to Earth, hopefully with the answer to saving the world. But Eva has something else to worry about; there’s every possibility Ryland Grace’s last words would be coming home, and all the time in the world couldn’t make her ready to face the consequences of her actions, or what will happen when her colleagues find out what she did to their friend.
    It was time to find out if it was worth it for her to sacrifice Grace, and her soul, to save humanity. And to find out if she was ready to face him after all these years…

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    I'm Not Dating My Boyfriend by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    04 Jan 2026

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    “So you two… are boyfriends?”

    “Absolutely!” Varka beams.

    “No, we are not,” Flins shakes his head with a light smile.

    When Varka proudly declares Flins as his boyfriend, he doesn’t expect his lover to disagree– and Flins definitely doesn’t expect it to send Varka away but bring half the town to help and chaos instead.

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    And everyone will know (how loved you were) by for 4urorasolace

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types  

    01 Jul 2026

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    The birth of Aphrodite’s oldest daughters wasn’t heralded by the loud crying of children, the shaking of the earth, or anything of the sort. Their birth was announced by an awkward Helios, asking if he could pick which girl would be his bride or if they would rather choose for him. The two gods, still basking in their afterglow, asked what girls he was talking about.

    The Titan of the Sun merely pointed down, and following his finger, Poseidon and Aphrodite finally saw who the blonde was referring to. In the space where the sand meets the sea, stood two confused-looking girls holding each other’s hands.

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    The story of Perseira Aphrodities, daughter of Poseidon with Aphrodite told through the eyes of those around her.

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    I Like Shiny Things, But I'd Marry You With Paper Rings by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    17 Jul 2025

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    Just his luck. He accidentally opens his boyfriend’s drawer and in his attempt to respect his privacy, ends up creating an entire mess. Kaveh lies down on the floor and looks under the drawer, hoping whatever was inside the box has slipped under. It’s too dark for him to see anything, so he slides his hand underneath and begins to blindly search for it. After a few seconds, his hand touches something cool, the sound of metal scratching against wooden boards ringing in his ear. Gotcha. He drags the object out and holds it up triumphantly, holding it up to the light with a proud smile, only to gasp when he realizes what he’s holding.

    It’s the most gorgeous ring he’s ever laid his eyes on.

    When Kaveh accidentally stumbles upon a ring in Alhaitham's belongings, he is left wondering if they're ready to take the next step in their relationship.

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    Unstitched Wounds by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama)  

    07 May 2026

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    And it is him. Wei Ying.

    The boy who died thirteen years ago.

    The boy Lan Wangji treasured more than his own life, his own dreams, and yearned to see one more time— if only for a second. To tell him he was never ready for Wei Ying to leave him.

    That Lan Wangji would never have become a Defender if it meant he could stay by Wei Ying’s side forever.

    The boy who jumped off a roof and the boy who Lan Wangji mourns to this day with every breath he takes.

     

    In a world infested with creatures known as Nosferatu, Defenders of the Light rose from talented Cultivators with strong golden cores to fight against the monsters lurking in the dark, feasting on human blood. Lan Wangji, the Peerless Second Jade of Gusu Lan, was a powerful and revered Defender, until a familiar face from his childhood has emerged from dark--no longer human and no longer the Wei Ying he once knew. Together, on opposite sides and monsters of different breeds, they must work together to solve disappearances of Nosferatu, strange deaths amongst cultivators, and a plot meant to rip the Cultivation clans apart.

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    Roommate Era by

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

    09 Jul 2025

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    After Bobby’s death, Athena opens her home to Buck, and May decides to stick around a little longer, just to make sure her mom’s okay. But when the laundry gets suspicious, hoodies start getting mixed up, and travel mugs mysteriously vanish, Athena knows something’s up.

    Good thing she’s a detective.

    A story of grief, healing, and secret boyfriends featuring late-night sneaking, ridiculous cover-ups, and one very smug Athena who’s always a step ahead.

    911 Hiatus Positivity Event prompt: mischief and shenanigans

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    something you can fix by

    Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    29 Jun 2026

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    selbindery (on ao3 and instagram!) has fic bound this entire series and it is so, so wonderful, please go check out their beautiful work of art here:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/DWhgjfuFsVr/?igsh=MTlmbDBvbDBmMG55bQ==

    (fic binding is only ever acceptable for personal use! do not attempt to sell or monetize fanfiction!)

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    Kate Bishop: Vampire Hunter by

    Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Black Widow (Movie 2021)  

    02 Jul 2026

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    Kate Bishop wants nothing more than to avenge her father’s untimely murder. The only way to do that? Well, become the world’s greatest vampire hunter, obviously. But what would happen if it turns out the potential love of your life may be one of your greatest sworn enemies?

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    superhero love triangle by

    Fandoms: Bleach  

    11 Apr 2021

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    "It's not my fault I'm late, there was a superhero fight right on top of the train. Dinner still good?"

    "Apart from it being cold!" Yuzu threw after Ichigo as he escaped. "Which ones?"

    "Oh, Gamuza and Spoonhead," he called down the staircase. "She curbstomped him into the rails with all four hooves, it was beautiful. Kinda ruined the tracks, though."

    He pushed his bedroom door open.

    "I like how that has never been his name and yet everybody knows who the fuck you mean instantly."

    He pulled his bedroom door closed.

    Heart thundering in his ears, Ichigo stared at his own hand on the door handle. Was there really -- no. A hallucination. Maybe Gamuza had kicked a piece of rebar in his direction on accident and now he was in a coma or something. They were rushing him to the hospital right now. Desperate to save him before his brains leaked all the way out. Yeah, that sounded better.

    He pushed his door open again, just a crack.

    "You close that in my face again and we're gonna have a problem," notorious supervillain Pantera mused, propped up on one elbow on Ichigo's bed.

    --
    You know those classical superhero-genre love triangles that actually only contain two people? Yeah.

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    Get it? by

    Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)  

    11 Nov 2019

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    Andy is Andy, and she's family, and sometimes people don't get it.

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    Turning Out by

    Fandoms: The Amazing World of Gumball  

    02 Sep 2019

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    When Gumball accidentally sees Tobias naked, he starts developing feelings for him.

    “You said I turned out fine. I think I’m still turning out.”
    - Jack Metz of AJR

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    To quote MIKA, age 35, of Beirut, Lebanon: "Where have all the good (gay) guys gone?" by

    Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types  

    13 Jun 2019

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    People always treat Kiyotaka like he's oblivious, and honestly, he doesn't get it. Why does no one else seem to get that he's gay, not stupid? It's everyone else who's making things unnecessarily complicated.

    (Updated for editing 7/14)

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    Harry Potter and the Language of Serpents by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling  

    29 Apr 2019

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    Harry Potter, recent vanquisher of the Dark Lord and potions apprentice to one Severus Snape, is absolutely certain he is going to have a peaceful year learning the secrets of the most elegant magical art. The mysterious baby girl Snape declared his daughter after the Battle of Hogwarts can't possibly cause any trouble, surely? She's a baby. Babies are easy.

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