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Garrett's Girls by PetalsAndPlotTwists
Fandoms: Off Campus (TV 2026), Off-Campus Series - Elle Kennedy
07 Jul 2026
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This idea was born from a fic I read here on AO3 and genuinely could not stop thinking about. I kept waiting for someone else to write more stories like it. Eventually I decided to write one myself. Consider this my love letter to that premise.
Hannah Wells is not a damsel. She wants that on record. She survived the worst night of her life and walked away. Just not the way anyone might have expected. She walked away with a daughter—bright and stubborn and entirely worth it—and the unshakeable conviction that she would never need anyone to save her again. She survived. She rebuilt. She is still rebuilding.
Garrett Graham doesn't do complicated. Hannah Wells is the definition of it—guarded, exhausted, and holding everything together through sheer force of will. When the scholarship keeping her afloat starts to slip and the walls she's built threaten to come down with it, the last person she expects to steady her is him. She doesn't know how to ask for help. She's never let herself. Then Garrett shows up and stays, and Hannah is forced to reckon with the possibility that needing someone and losing yourself are not the same thing.
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Suddenly, Guanshan turned around, expression blank.
"I don't get it," he said, after a considering pause.
"Get what?"
"That you are into that. What part does it for you, huh?" The words that He Tian would have found charming in any other circumstances sounded incongruous with the calm tone. Guanshan put his hand on He Tian's bicep and harshly pulled, bringing both of them to eye level, close enough to notice a stray eyelash resting against his cheek. He Tian's vision swirled, leaving only the red speck standing out. "Tell me."
The night before He Tian leaves on an impromptu six-week business trip, Guanshan makes a rather aggressive show of just how badly he wants him to stay.
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The Annals of the Dread Council by KaedweniTome
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Jul 2025
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200lbs of Muscle by prailock
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 May 2026
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In the midst of a press conference announcing an expansion of the Irina Foundation to include two camps in Europe, a homophobic “activist” attempts to disrupt Shane and Ilya's statements. He seems to have forgotten that Shane is a professional athlete. It's a swift reminder.
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- Part 4 of Pure Meringue
- Part 2 of Shane's Got Hands
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Soulmates, secrets, and kisses by rie_rotisse
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics)
27 May 2026
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In this world where almost everyone is born with a soulmark that writes the first sentence your soulmate says to you, many, many have expected Damian's soulmark to be something… fancy, gaudy, and pretentious, even.
But then again, nothing is crueler than fate and love, after all.
Damian was born with a soulmark on his left chest, right on his heart, written in the colour of gold (of course, it is gold).
The soulmark reads.
[Hey, that's my chips!]
Yes.
What an anti-climax. A disappointment, even.[Rating has been changed to avoid spoilers and stuff]
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Shadow Milk, the ex-prodigy student and weird kid, and Pure Vanilla, the student council president and academic weapon, found themselves paired together for a school project when no one would pair with either of them, and the two begin to form an almost friendship like bond between themselves, even as Shadow Milk pulls and pushes away from Pure Vanilla trying to avoid attachment to this kind classmate, all while Pure Vanilla tries to understand his troubled classmate and help him through his other friendships and his unresolved struggles.
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Barbe-Q&A by prailock
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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In their first summer after being outed, Shane finally accepts that invite to Bood's backyard barbecue. It could have been a relaxing night. But Ilya's brought vodka. And the Centaurs brought questions. Might as well rip off the band aid before he signs with Ottawa.
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How many shots is it worth to know what your Captain likes in bed?
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- Part 3 of Pure Meringue
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The Past (and Future) of Us by andybirch
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, British Actor RPF, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Bergerac (TV 2025), Jack Ryan (TV), Heartstopper (TV)
01 Jun 2026
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A series of standalone stories looking back at key sexual relationships in the lives of Tom Holland, Jonathan Bailey and Robert Gilbert and how they helped make them the men that we met in "Web-Slinging at the Pool". From all three Marvel Chris's affairs with Tom, to Jonathan's recurring hookup with Taron Egerton, Robert's dalliances with Jack Quaid and various others, Damien Molony's involvement with two of the men, Kit Connor's involvement with all three men, the blossoming of Jonathan and Tom's relationship before they meet properly in person, several virginity loss stories, and more.
Chapters 1-15 lay the groundwork for the 'Towards Zero' arc, Chapters 16 onwards deals with the repercussions of that arc.
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- Part 3 of The Spider, The Prince & The Comedian
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The condo is familiar though. There’s still that unstable step that his leg hates, and there’s that well cared for common space and waxed hallway floors that he hates the smell of, enough that he still remembers gagging in the mornings from it. He passes neighbors he recognizes, some of which seem to remember him albeit with much more concern on his face. He knows he looks awful right now, though he doesn’t really care. He passes the door to Nora’s place, wondering if she still thinks they’re awful people to be around after Wilson and him played gay chicken with each other, yet another charged part of their relationship that was as fleeting as his time in this very condo.
What if in season 7 when House relapses and Cuddy dumps him, he takes Wilson's offer to move back into the condo? This fic is a s7 fix-it of sorts rewrite, in which House moves back into the condo and heals form the breakup (and there will be no car crashing into Cuddy's fucking house)
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Returning Home by cupqueencake
Updated: 2026-07-05
Work ID: 60357352Relationship Tags:
• Gregory House/James Wilson
• Lisa Cuddy/Gregory House
• Gregory House & Darryl Nolan
• Other Relationship Tags to Be AddedWork Summary:
House really allows himself to get angry, and it results in the best kind of happiness.
There is mild/short NSFW in this chapter, if you'd prefer to skip it refer to the beginning author's note to see where you can skip!
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/07/08
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The Lion's Seduction by thepinkbunnywrites
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
25 Aug 2025
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Loosely follows the ending of the Azure Moon route, with Byleth marrying Dimitri.
Dimitri wrestles with the intensity of his lust for his virgin bride, forcing himself to refrain from consummating the marriage lest he lose control.
But little does he know that Byleth is awakening as a woman, eager to explore the delights of the marriage bed.
AKA: Dimitri wants to bang but is scared of hurting virgin!Byleth. She, in turn, wants to have kids but doesn't know how. Hilarity ensues.
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manage your expectations by Space_Samurai
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Feb 2026
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Shane’s eyes widened slightly.
“Oh.”
“‘Oh?’” Ilya raised an eyebrow above him, fighting to regain his breath. That was a bit underwhelming, as far as reactions went. It's not like he had been expecting him to go crossed eyed or squirt for a full minute, but he had hoped to see a few cute tears and hear some variation of Ilya, it’s too much, it won’t fit—
“Shut up." He blushed. “I guess… I just thought it would be bigger.”
He nearly deflated on the spot. A puck to the jaw would have been less brutal than those seven words.
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or: Ilya knots Shane for the first time at the cottage. It doesn't go as either of them expected.
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No Place to Go by Rubien for Yaoyorozzu
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Dec 2019
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The first time they meet, there’s trouble gleaming at Hawks from Dabi’s eyes. Fortunately, Hawks wears trouble like a crown.
But that doesn't mean he won't do his best on this spy thing...- Language:
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- 18/18
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NTR'ing and Claiming Virgins Since 1994 by TheDirtyMind
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jul 2022
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AU. On the morning of his 14th birthday, Harry somehow gets a special power to see his relationship status with others. And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. Powerful arrogant Harry. Dark Harry. Harry/multi. Lemons.
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- 7/?
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Ted Lasso and Willis Beard finally set out to end homophobia in professional football once and for all. Their method? Making the lads get each other Valadtine’s Day gifts a la Secret Santa. They have given the lads 14 days to get their assigned partner a thoughtful gift.
Can they do the impossible in the name of spreading platonic masculine love? It’s AFC Richmond. There’s almost a guarantee it’ll go awry and become a fantastic mess.
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Ted and Beard solves homophobia
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Thus with a kiss I die by TheGrapevinesNat
Fandom Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
29 Apr 2026
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Zanka fakes his death to avoid having to choose between Jabber and the cleaners
This is the before, the during, and the after
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Holy SHIT this was beautiful. Scary. Fun. Intriguing. Made me sad. So damn fast, and so damn slow- all in the right moments. I loved this. Download. Reread. All of that. Perfect before bed series. Good. Night!
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Thus with this chef's kiss, I am thoroughly fed
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The Delibirds and the Beedrills by chthonicnomad
Fandoms: Pokemon Horizons: The Series (Anime 2023), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
20 Apr 2026
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A very awkward misunderstanding leads Mollie to try and explain some things to Liko and Dot. More awkwardness ensues.
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all the things they (finally) said by dressedupliketheking
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Mar 2026
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not "your' anything by 24begaydonothing81
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jun 2026
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SHANE: Lily.
LILY: Hello
SHANE: Dead to me.
What the actual fuck?
LILY: ??
SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
LILY: ahh
I am in trouble
Yes?
Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).- Language:
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Wanting to lose her virginity once and for all, librarian Lena decides to do some research on the subject, conduct progressively riskier social experiments, and blog about her whole journey.
But, what will happen when a loyal reader unintentionally finds out her real identity, partially overhears her plans for her last experiment, and decides to try to foil them for the greater good?
Note: Tags might be updated to include streaking and some jail time. I don't know yet. Lol.
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- Part 1 of 2026 SuperCorp Multi-chapter Fics
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Me @ Merlin Writers: What if You Didn't Murder My Favorite Characters? by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandom Merlin (TV)
05 May 2020
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This is just me being salty and writing a bunch of AUs where certain characters survive and are awesome later on in the series (none of them are related). They all have some sort of relationship with Arthur. Here's What I got so far and an updated version of what is officially coming.
- Balinor Lives: Returning the Favor
- Gwen and Merlin’s Friendship Lives: Loyalty before Royalty
- Will Lives: In Which Arthur Lets a Sorcerer Live and Regrets It
- Freya Lives: The Prince Who Cried Witch
- Lancelot Lives: Calling the Middle Man
- Uther's Redemption Arc Lives: Fool Me Once
- Hunith's Relevance in the Show Lives: Exceptionally Exceptional
- Ygraine Lives: The Only Rules that Apply to Rulers
- Alator Lives: The Salt of the Forsaken
- Aithusa's Potential Lives: 10 Reasons Not to Fight a Dragon (a Guide by Arthur Pendragon)
- Deagal Lives: The Servant's Apprentice
- Mordred Being Good Lives: Guarding the Guardian
- Gwaine and Merlin's Love Lives: Needless to Say
- Elyan Lives: (Not Written Yet)
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Me @ Merlin Writers: What if You Didn't Murder My Favorite Characters? by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle (SeriesID: 1592419)
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This is just me being salty and writing a bunch of AUs where certain characters survive and are awesome later on in the series (none of them are related). They all have some sort of relationship with Arthur.
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