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    When the dust settles and the circus has been rebuilt, some forgotten NPCs are left to wander the digital world. Evil Jax might not be living his best life or whatever the kids say, but he’s still beside Evil Pomni, so he’s not trying to press his luck.

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    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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    Deadpool and Spiderman have... an arrangement. Just sex, no strings, perfect for your everyday crimefighter. They haven't even shared their identities. Peter's happy with it, until he finds out that Deadpool's interested in getting to know the kid behind the mask.

    Explicit for language, some violence, and sex. LOTS OF SEX. In many locations and a fair amount of different positions. Surely NOT for the weak of heart. Honestly, I started writing this as an outlet for humorous kinky ideas and it just... sort of evolved into a cool story...

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    Short stories of Punkflower I written on tumblr.

    It's mostly cute short stories of Hobie and Miles. There will be chapter warnings if things get angsty. Also, I always set my stuff as Mature for certain jokes and if things get a little intense.
    By the way! All of them Spider Band are 18-19! Gwen and Hobie are 19. Miles and Pav are 18! Unless, I mention their age in the story because some are connected but the order is out of placed.

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    So I noticed that there's been a certain amount of disdain for self-insert fics, whether they be explicitly self-insert, or involve OCs. So I decided to write one, because let's face it, the world's currently a mess and a bit of good fun never goes amiss.

    This is the universe in which the Autobots settled down, got established in the southwestern United States and after a while, entered into various research partnerships with a major university. Vaguely Bayverse with overtones of IDW and G1, and centered around the lives of graduate students involved in this research partnership. Entirely intended to be fluff and humor, but this is me writing it...

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    Bunch of teen boys in a stupid (and chaotic) group chat

    + A painfully strange school

    Or…

    Cortis if they were in a high school with other hype groups
    (Some in uni some are teachers)

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    In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.

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    The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?

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    Snapshots of the Ottawa Centaurs captain, Shane "walks my husband like a dog" Hollander and Ilya "media menace" Rozanov. Best if read chronologically but not required.

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    In their first summer after being outed, Shane finally accepts that invite to Bood's backyard barbecue. It could have been a relaxing night. But Ilya's brought vodka. And the Centaurs brought questions. Might as well rip off the band aid before he signs with Ottawa.

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    How many shots is it worth to know what your Captain likes in bed?

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    Till receives a virus into his phone via a phishing link scam. But for some reason, the virus messages seem personalized? What crazy bastard asks, “What does your spit taste like? :p”

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    “Your nightmare. You wanna talk about it?”

    Steve stared at his lap. “Siberia.”

    Tony was quiet. Then he leaned forward and kissed his forehead. “Go back to sleep, Steve. You need it. You’re a mess.”

    Usually that would be an insult. But Tony said it in a way that made him feel warm.

    “You want me to stay?”

    Yes. “I’ll be okay.” Steve knew if Tony stayed he wouldn’t be able to help himself.

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  12. 4

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    It is 2001; two years after the reunion of Will Byers and Mike Wheeler. The once-best friends have lived together ever since, now openly a couple and happier than ever. However, life is not without its challenges.

    Burdened with powerful psychic abilities, Will devotes much of his time to mastering himself. Mike is his rock in these personal trials, with their bond having grown into something truly unbreakable. Unfortunately, both men remain troubled by past regrets, blaming themselves for toils long past.

    Eager to destress with loved ones, they prepare to set out on a camping trip to the east coast in celebration of Mike's 30th birthday. Elder siblings, Nancy and Jonathan, are the ones to provide the means via their new RV, while Max comes along for the ride. And a special guest accompanies the group in the form of Mike's college roommate, Dan Hallenbeck.

    Vacations are meant to be times of relaxation, but things do not always go as planned. And ghosts from the past can show their faces when least expected...

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    Post-Canon TADC fanfic series! All fics take place in the same timeline, all connected!

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  14. 8

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    a very unserious social media au where:

    - Martin speaks like a toronto man
    - James speaks in riddles. might be a vampire
    - Juhoon is fluent in minionese
    - Seonghyeon just wants to flirt
    - Keonho is a wattpad author

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    Katsuki ran his hands up Izuku’s thighs… they were much thicker and firmer than he would’ve guessed under all those baggy clothes but—

    He slowed the kiss, running his hands over Izuku’s thighs again.

    And again.

    He froze, then moved his hands up to grab Izuku’s ass. His eyes flew open. He'd recognize that ass anywhere.

    Spidey?!

    In which Izuku is Spider-Man and Katsuki is Deadpool, and they live down the hall from each other.

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    Z-team manages to lock down the Sardine before the Red Ring crowds it and Robert gets a bit too drunk. Has a fantasy and a subsequent depressing interrogation.

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    Road Trips. Things we do to have fun with friends. That's what Sasuke was forced to do with Naruko and Hinata. It was fun, but it was not the kind of fun he was expecting...

    Naruto characters are in a modern world.
    Naruto characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto and we don't own them, this is only a fanfiction.
    Every character is adult. Every sexual interaction, past and present, are to be considered between adults.

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    He hated that the honesty actually hurt more than the jab. High and fucking mighty aren’t we? Nom did not like the tone his thoughts took, the way he could feel himself slipping already. He needed to get a fucking grip, he’s the one who started it anyways!

    “How’ve you been? I know we haven’t seen each other much.” Scott looked at him carefully, but not critically. It felt dissonant with everything else.

    Who’s fault is that?

    “Fine. I suppose like you, not bad but not great. Just making it work for the moment.”

    Scott’s eyes went flinty for a moment before flickering with pain.

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    Tomura can hardly breathe, indignity seizing his lungs - because it is happening, isn’t it?

    He’s All For One’s protégé! He’s the villain who’s going to destroy All Might! He’s going to overthrow the heroes, dismantle society, he’s–

    He grimaces, feeling mortally wounded.

    He’s on a dakimakura.


    A body pillow has been discovered.

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