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When Dean and Castiel reunite at the bunker, Cas has a nasty case of pneumonia and Dean takes care of him.
(Slight AU set early season 9 in which "Ezekiel" healed Sam without possessing him)
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James had an infallible, foolproof, flawless plan for how to seduce Regulus Black.
Step one: Spend more time with baby Black.
Step two: Use less clothing when possible.
Step three: Make Regulus a bit jealous.or:
a party, reggie dancing at a table, barty being a menace, sirius yelling about incest, remus being a sassy bitch and james' brain breaking at the sight of a pretty person
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jegulus oneshot :)
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Written in the Stars by NerdyMixedPan
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
03 May 2026
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Rocky was frantically rambling. Grace tried to translate the chirps and trills. One sound then cut through his confusion.
Human.
Rocky had said Human.Or: Simon gets found, in more ways than one.
Chapter 1: Getting together
Chapter 2: FILTHSeries
- Part 1 of Love Among The Stars
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Harry in the Middle by toxiconia for IZzaabeellDragneel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2026
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Harry needed money to move out of the Dursleys' household.
Thankfully, his new neighbour next door required a lot of help settling down.“Y-you are married, Hermione.”
“So? My husband won’t mind.”
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A moment later he has Bruce’s shirt off, and the other man has a hand down the front of his pants. They’re breathing heavily, arching against each other with cut-off moans, which is the excuse Clark uses for not hearing the patio door.
“Um.”
He and Bruce freeze, awkwardly positioned on the couch. Across the room, by the entrance to the kitchen, is a very confused-looking Jason. He has his finger by the lightswitch, an empty glass in his other hand.
“I was just, uh…getting some water...” Jason swallows nervously, averting his eyes. “You know what, I’m sure Tim can make some out of saltwater, or something. I’m just gonna...go…”
Or, the one where Bruce and Clark vacation with the batkids, everything goes wrong, and Clark is just trying to propose to his boyfriend, okay?
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Illuga instantly takes his pants off, revealing his hardened cock. It looks utterly painful from arousal. His length twitches relentlessly, an absurd amount of white liquid coating the tip of his flushed cock.
“Oh my, this is already beyond urgent,” Flins gasps, teasing the young man. “How long have you been enduring this dire situation, Young Master?”
A whole day and being interrupted twice! His cock answers.
Quiet you shameless cock! Illuga hisses. He can’t say that out loud.
“...Please don’t laugh, Sir Flins… It has been a long time since I last did it…”
“I’m not making fun of you,” Flins pats his head. “I’m just curious about what kind of dream you experienced with me to result in such a mess?”
“...You don’t need to know.”
“Alright, I shall figure out your answer on my own.”
Or: Flins offers to satisfy Illuga’s sexual arousal, and it turns out to be a longer night than expected.
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我不行了作者写得太喜感了！
因为忙于工作，叶洛亚忽视了自己的生理需求，这篇文的前半段小叶一直在大头和小头之间作斗争hhhhhhh
还有菲林斯，因为怕自己真实的尺寸吓到爱人，紧急把自己缩小了hhhhhhhhh
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Something Bolted Down by deloled
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
25 Jul 2025
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“Clark.”
His name reached him, ears so fine-tuned to that specific frequency that it could have come from right over his shoulder and not all the way in Gotham.
It hadn’t been urgent — not Batman, too hurt to get out of his armor like last time Clark had been called, suddenly, to Gotham. To Bruce, half sprawled over the hood of his car, breath ragged. And it hadn’t been Bruce whining his name from bed like the time before. That had sounded urgent, too.
This was distracted, like Bruce was focused on something else. “Blowtorch,” Bruce said. “The small one.”
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Yessss sweeet and so good love needy Bruce
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“As Vox rushed out the door and shut it, Alastor dragged his hands over his face and up into his hair, pulling at it with a frustrated sigh. The sigh turned into an exasperated groan and he pressed the base of his palms against his eyes.
Stupid, stupid, romantic picture box.”
Trying to be a gentleman (Alastor likes those, right?) Vox keeps his hands to himself around his lover, even if it feels like he’s literally going to die from the aching want burning inside of him. Alastor just wants Vox to fuck him already, because this is starting to get rather frustrating.
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- Part 3 of Everybody loves somebody
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What’s worse than getting cockblocked by the ministry? Getting cockblocked by the fucking ministry owl. What the fuck, Shacklebolt.
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nais
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Unstoppable Draco, Immovable Crookshanks by midnightbrushes, offthemap
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jun 2026
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Crookshanks is a loyal cat. Smart, strong, and devoted. And he has vowed to protect Hermione at all costs, so long as they both shall live.
As for this blond, pointy assailant invading his home? Placing his filthy paws upon his good lady? Well.
Crookshanks isn’t afraid to get his claws dirty.
Or: Crookshanks is The Dark Knight, the Godfather, and the dude from You all at once and Draco is not helping in the slightest.
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NamtanFilm Converted Smut Fanfictions by expiredfilmroll
Fandom Game of Thrones (TV), Namtanfilm - Fandom, Spider-Man - All Media Types, กฎหลัก...ห้ามรักเธอ | Girl Rules (TV), กฎหลัก...ห้ามรักเธอ | Girl Rules (TV) RPF, นิทาน ดวงดาว ความรัก | Pluto (Thailand TV)
16 Jan 2026
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Dean has a good life. Sure, his daughter’s dead, and he has a permanent limp because of a stupid drunken decision a year and a half after Emma’s death. But now he's a world-famous author, fifteen years sober, and has wonderful friends and family by his side. Though… his house seems a bit too empty. There is a reason he spends most of his time at Sam and Eileen’s place.
But, after the CEO of the biggest tech company in the world comes to one of Dean’s book signings for his daughter, Dean can't stop thinking of the CEO's bright blue eyes. Except that Dean isn’t looking for a relationship. Yes, he’s comfortably bisexual, but that’s beside the point. Dean has had too many failed relationships and has too much baggage. So, why does Castiel keep emailing him? And why does Dean keep emailing him back?
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- Part 1 of Written Between Us
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At this point, after everything that had happened, being a proper prefect was a bit of a difficult task. There was something to be said about the trauma, the sleepless nights that led to exhausted days, the things that cause one to just want to be left alone, and therefore not bother with much of the duties expected of them if they can get away with it. But that usually wasn’t what Hermione sighted first when attempting to analyze just why she seemed to have so much trouble following the rules. The real reason, if she had to place one, was simply that she’d spent so long causing trouble for the sake of the greater good, that she couldn’t help but map out each and every perfect path to getting away with the smallest bends.
That being said, she’d yet to be caught, and it was boosting her confidence a bit too much. With every slip of her judgment, looking the other way upon catching third years sneaking in Weasley's Wizard Wheezes contraband, or “forgetting” to confiscate cheat sheets from fifth years going into their O.W.Ls, she realized more and more that the professors were counting on Prefects to keep Hogwarts in order more than she’d initially thought. And the more she began to have ideas for her own mischief.Series
- Part 1 of Romione One-Shots
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Ykw… HECK YEAH
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“I cook, clean and do the laundry for you.” Jeongguk doesn’t offer him a moment of placidness. No, he plants one short, but inviting kiss after the other on Jimin’s parted lips.
“I even drive you wherever you want to go.” His other hand travels down, cupping Jimin’s ass. “What does that make me?”
A memory of the car ride forces its way onto the surface, and Jimin hears himself. From moans to senseless requests, he relives all of it with shame. However, one single word stands out, echoing again and again in his head until everything else stifles into silence—until Jimin remembers.
“My hyung.”
For the last two months, Jimin hasn't had a single moment of privacy due to the bodyguard his father assigned to him. No sex, no kissing, and not even a single successful date. It's a far cry from the freedom he's used to—and the longer Jeongguk stays at his side, the harder it becomes to think of him as just a bodyguard.
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Quest for a Quiet Moment by xkingevelynx (ebony_dove)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
08 Apr 2025
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After the events of the battle, Bilbo and Thorin finally have the chance to consummate their relationship. Or they would if they could go 5 minutes without being interrupted.
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Petey and Wade and other being punched in the face things by isaDanCurtisproduction
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
29 Sep 2019
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Following Peter and Wade through their relationship and their absolute failure to communicate literally anything important to people who are not each other. I swear, these guys need to learn to use words.
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Three years post-war, Hermione Granger is working in the Accidental Magical Reversal Squad with her rival, Draco Malfoy. In the run up to Valentine’s Day, a serious incident breaks out at a raunchy Muggle nightclub in London: Someone spiked the signature cocktail of the Valentine’s event with a new, stronger brew of Lust Potion. Meanwhile, Ron’s inconsiderateness in ending their relationship on Valentine’s Day, the year prior, continues to haunt Hermione. However, when things start heating up in the club, will Hermione’s icy approach to dating melt away?
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Parental Woes by nazville
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
04 Apr 2020
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Bruce is asked what it's like raising a bunch of Alpha kids as a single omega parent. The answer is unexpected.
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"Is it weird being the single Omega parent to a bunch of Alphas? Like what's the weirdest thing?"
"The cock-blocking," said Bruce
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- Part 7 of Batfamily ABO Week 2020
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Another One for The Sins by Sol_Morales707
Fandoms: Naruto, Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
15 Feb 2020
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Sasuke Uchiha returns to the Hidden Leaf after years of his journey for repentance, of collecting and organizing his thoughts, to find out that Naruto was Hokage at last.
He doesn’t know how to feel about his two extra “welcome back” surprises though: one, that the knucklehead was a married man, and second, a father.
To learn that even with all his power, Sasuke was late.
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Naruto’s hands return to Sasuke’s rump, groping in circles and squeezing every now and then as Naruto continues to kiss Sasuke’s body, “I gotta say though… it’s kinda surprising. As irresistible as you are… you must’ve had all kinds of nifty people lining up for you.”
Sasuke stays quiet. The only sounds were Naruto’s wet noises and Sasuke’s harried breathing as the blonde’s lips go over his chest again, licking between his pectorals.
“You’ve never, y’know, had like urges…?” Naruto stops to look up at Sasuke’s bleary eyes.
Sasuke frowns, “Is that the kind of person you think I am?”
“Well, no, but... it’s been years too so…”
When Sasuke finds his voice, it comes out irked, “I can’t believe we’re still talking about this,” Then he sighs, squeezing Naruto’s nose, “So is that what you think I’ve been doing these years?”
“What? No─”
“You want to know?” Sasuke’s voice is thick with emotion as he speaks. His eyes itch and his lips tremble, “I was thinking about you. Every night. People approached me, yeah, but I thought about you instead because you’re─” Salt overflows from his eyes and his throat clogs, “You’re the one I want, you idiot. Nobody else.”
And you were here, with someone else.
“Sasuke…”
He’s conflicted between blaming himself, for doubting and running away for so long, or Naruto, for being an idiot. Instead, Sasuke pushes the thoughts to the back of his mind and wipes the tears from his eyes before grabbing Naruto’s face for a salty kiss. His lips throb and his head aches, but he ignores it. He ignores everything.