AwkwardProfessor
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Save a Horse, Ride a Bull? by AwkwardProfessor
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Jun 2026
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After some flirtatious sexting and a solid win, Shane is feeling pretty good and lets himself get dragged out to a bar with the boys. When a chance to show off his skills comes along, he's in just the right headspace to take advantage of it.
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Mutual System Maintenance by AwkwardProfessor
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
01 Jan 2026
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ART and MB take rough housing a bit far on a cargo trip
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Lost in a dark and powerless station, Murderbot finds it way home.
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Meet Me on The Station by AwkwardProfessor
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
30 Dec 2025
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Tapan was always excited on new jobs. This one brought them to UplandGateway One where they would be updating their strange synthetic tech. As she explores the station, she runs into MB.
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During the stressful evacuation of an abandoned colony, one colonist refuses to leave their cat behind.
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“...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”
“It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.
Fuck his fucking life.
“You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”
“Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”
Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.
Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.
(when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)
(...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)
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06 Jul 2026
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Captain vs. Captain by deliciousblizzardshark
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Apr 2026
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Following the internet success of Shane and Ilya's presentation at the NHL Awards, ESPN decided to contract with them to do a whole series. It goes far better than anyone could have dreamed.
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“When you think about it,” Jackie said, when Shane had dinner with her and Hayden a few days later, “hockey’s basically already reality tv.”
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- Part 3 of Hollanov fics
- Part 1 of Captain vs Captain
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05 Jul 2026
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He only realizes he’s doing it when it’s too late to stop.
He’s standing in the drink aisle of the grocery store, checking the expiration dates on the cans of Coke, mentally cross-checking them with Boston’s away game schedule, and the reality hits him like someone shook one of those cans and popped it open. A snap. A fizz. A mess.
Shane is making space for Ilya.
(or, lessons in budget-friendly shopping, home decor, and resisting the urge to neatly combine all your situationship’s shit into a drawer in your bedroom because you might be falling in love with him: a seven-ish step guide by shane hollander, who is so, so fucked)
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04 Jul 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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03 Jul 2026
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the world is scared of hesitating things by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 May 2026
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Once, years before they got their shit together, Ilya had spent a very boring physical therapy session thinking about what it would be like to fuck Shane in front of an audience. To have that beautiful, infuriating boy in front of everyone, to have everyone able to see him fall apart.
It had seemed hot then.
Now, having seen Shane actually fall apart—seeing him tear down the shroud he’d kept up, the perfect smile, the bravery—the very concept makes Ilya feel sick to his stomach. Everything inside him is razor blades and churning vodka and Svetlana’s awful skincare concoctions. He didn’t know.
After Shane blows up at Troy, everyone has some thinking to do. Nobody has a great time.
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02 Jul 2026