BatsInTheBelfry



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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    06 Jul 2026

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    You all heard about sweet Hollander being outed as a "terrible boyfriend" to Lily, now get ready for menace Rozanov being outed as "whipped and clingy boyfriend" to Jane :)

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

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    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Flashes of Stephen Aleksiev’s life as a Montreal Voyageur.

    (This is a side story to Operation O Canada, or the Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage. Please read the original fic before you read this one!)

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    04 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh my god. Oh my god. Wow. Wowwwww holy shit. 100 100s out of 10