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Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”
« Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad— »
“Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.
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Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.
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05 Jul 2026
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The Language of Energon - The Complete Version by SilenceoftheLlamas
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
12 Aug 2024
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Prowl is a vampire who is doing the most magnificent job of hiding it. If only Jazz hadn't come along...
The complete version of my entry for the Homemade Zine - it turned into a beast far too big for the zine!
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28 Jun 2026
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Wake Up To The Sound Of Your Fleeting Spark by V1ce_The_Sn1per13
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
20 Dec 2025
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Prowl is just trying to get back to Praxus with his new sparkling. He doesn't want trouble, and he CERTAINLY doesn't want to be kidnapped.
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- Part 4 of Various one-shots to feed my favorite ship tags and practice my writing
- Part 1 of Featherstone
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26 Jun 2026
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Jazz lost his twin, his sire and his carrier in a violent coup from his uncle. He had his best friend and champion knight by his side then, and they both made it through the war. Scarred but alive. Jazz expected to only have to lose Prowl once due to Prowl's marriage to Soundwave, a baron just outside the main kingdom. At least he would still be in Jazz's life.
He never expected to lose Prowl in peace time. Jazz did not expect to find purpose in anything again.
Finding a strange creature one day while on a hunt was not something he expected, but maybe he could find a friend in a new, unexpected way.
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11 Jun 2026
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Cute! by NN1895 (Nemo_Nunca)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
25 Mar 2022
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After Optimus Prime sacrifices himself for Cybertron Ratchet is set adrift. He isn't the feared Autobot medic anymore. He isn't anyone anymore. When Optimus is revived everyone gets a second chance and Ratchet finds his place once again.
Optimus mostly uses his second chance to get as many hugs as possible.
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- Part 1 of Cute!
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09 Jun 2026
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G1 Jazz/Prowl
When Jazz took the job to break the Praxian enforcer's newest secret weapon against the mob, he had no idea he'd come out of it a completely different mech.Bookmarked by NotAnEvilMastermind
08 Jun 2026
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Prowl’s pirate crew raids Shockwave’s secret base of operations only to find something unexpected inside.
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- Part 1 of Sailor Bold
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01 Jun 2026
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High Grade Revelations by gatekat, Starsheild (StarRise)
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One
08 Jul 2013
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Prowl doesn't do parties. He doesn't do high grade. So when it happens most mecha are surprised that he's still pretty mellow. Right up to the point he decides he hasn't gotten laid recently enough.
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30 May 2026
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“ ‘I am a cold-construct.’ And Prowl immediately chastised himself because what a stupid thing to say. It was a fact that everybody knew. If there was anything mechs knew about Prowl, it is that he was a brilliant strategist, a ruthless enemy to have, and that he was a cold construct. It was redundant to bring up. It was simply a fact.
And yet, he had no clue why he felt a visceral urge to explain his status to the Prime of all mechs. That was not correct either. He knew why. The Senate was currently rusting away yet the ideas they had implanted in his helm vorns ago were still hardwired into his processor.”
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Or, being the Chief Tactical Officer and the Second-in-Command of the entire Autobot army is not an enviable position. After a command meeting goes awry, Prowl struggles to understand his responsibilities while grappling with doubts he had believed to be long-buried.
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Or, Prowl and the terrible realization that he may not believe in Primus, but Primus still believes in him…sorta
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- Part 2 of An Altar of Our Own Design
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29 May 2026
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Trials of an Ambassador by Flyby Stardancer (FlybyStardancer), gatekat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
27 Oct 2011
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Continuity Mashup, Jazz/Prowl
Prowl is assigned as an ambassador to a foreign territory. Unlike Praxus or Iacon, this territory still practices slavery. This practice disturbs Prowl even though the slaves seem very happy. Unfortunately for him, the Lord of Protihex gives him a slave for his own pleasure for the duration of his tenure as ambassador. Jazz, said slave, is beautiful and can’t seem to keep his hands off of Prowl.Life becomes more complicated the more he learns about Jazz and the other slaves of Protihex. He must struggle with his own beliefs and the realities of the world he is in as he begins to care more and more for the slave at his side.
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29 May 2026
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A Dream Is A Wish Your Spark Makes by MinnieTheMoocherDA
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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At the behest of his Carrier, Prince Prowl of Praxus decided to hold an event where every elegable mech in Praxus would attend. Therefore, if there was a mech in their kingdom he was to be compatable with, then they would have to be there. He would rather evaluate these suitors through physical and mental trials. But of course his Carrier insisted that this event must be a ball.
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- Part 1 of Jazzprowl aus of my favourite movies
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29 May 2026
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Will of the Spark by Sheilaar (JonathanAnubian)
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Transformers - All Media Types
26 Aug 2021
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When a mysterious planet of unknown origins appears, the 3rd Systems Army is sent to investigate.
While on the planet they are drawn toward a power source deep in a strangely advanced, yet completely abandoned, temple. As if possessed by some outside force General Kenobi is called to the ancient artifact. The moment his hands touched the artifact marked a turning point in the war.
The Galaxy would never be the same again.
Troopers, form up and move out!
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29 May 2026
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Prowl, by all accounts, should have deactivated in battle.
But by the grace of a savior who should also be dead, he still functions. Weak, in pain, but still alive.
Now the two of them are trapped behind enemy lines, and with no chance of any rescue coming, can only rely on each other for any chance to make it out alive.
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- Part 2 of my fics :)
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24 May 2026
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A mysterious, ancient artifact, a race of nigh mythical fin-mech long thought extinct, and a dying city desperately in need of saving. Prowl has no idea what he's gotten himself into, but his whole world is about to change.
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- Part 1 of Of Seas and Gods
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The Festival of Renewal (Or Meet the Family) by eerian_sadow
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
12 Feb 2015
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After vorns of carefully avoiding the subject, Jazz is finally taking Prowl home to meet his fussy parents, flirtatious aunt and hostile cousin. What could go wrong?
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13 May 2026
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It turns out that being wired into giant war machines doesn’t play nice with human brains. The Earth Mechanical Defense Force, or EMDF, learned that the hard way when their pilots started going… neurotic, let’s say, after a few missions.
The obvious solution to that problem was to simply wire the pilot into their mecha permanently, that way their mind wasn’t being strained by the constant in and out. Unfortunately that strategy backfired and the pilots started going neurotic much, much faster, and this time they were giant and made of metal and much harder to put down.
So, the obvious next step would be to pull the plug on that idea and go back to the drawing board, right? No, that’s ridiculous, the next step was obviously to simply…
Make the mecha forget they’d ever been human in the first place.
Somewhere along the line someone should have pulled the plug, but they’d already invested so much into the project, and you know what they say about sunk cost fallacy.
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- Part 2 of As Hubris Blinds The Mighty
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12 May 2026
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Serenade Nr 13 by Magnolia_in_black_Velvet for chibiVeneficus, velvetwyrme
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
09 Nov 2025
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Every sparkling on Cybertron knows that the Thirteen were the very first Cybertronians created by Primus.
Except that Jazz remembers learning about thirteen different bots as a sparkling living on the streets of Polyhex than the functionist priests preached, back when they still held power and before civil war started to devastate their planet. More: when a half-remembered prayer to a street frizz-rat's patron saint saves him from an impossible situation, his offers to Nocturn set changes in motion no one could ever have foreseen.
Because stories change with every retelling, and it turns out that gods aren't that easily killed.
And in their return may just lie the hope for an end to this war.
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- Part 1 of Shadow's Sound
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Consequences of one-night stands by Transfan2024 for vampiricconure, Pockbun
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (IDW 2019), Transformers Generation One
26 Dec 2023
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After a one-night stand with an Enforcer at a bar one night, Jazz finds himself with a sparkling. Now that the sparkling is older, he and a friend hunt down the sire. His friend manages to find him by luck while looking up details on his appearances and calls him. He succeeds in getting him to meet his sparkling and carrier...
but will he want anything to do with them or will he forget they ever existed? Will the sparkling accept its new parent or will he reject him?
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27 Apr 2026
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Prowl was not a man prone to panic. His life operated on order, structure and rules- rules that should have dictated what to do when confronted with a situation outside of reason. A situation like this.
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27 Apr 2026
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My Thief! by westernbluebirdie
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
13 Jun 2025
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Prowl is the newest Inspector at the busiest precinct in Praxus.
Meister might as well be a myth: A thief that no one has ever seen.