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Studies in Sunlight and Shadow (of Lonesomeness and Finding You) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for all_ashes
Fandoms: Midnight Cowboy (1969)
18 Feb 2026
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Joe has done all kinds of things as an artist's model. He's been painted naked and clothed. He's sat for paintings he couldn't identify himself in after they were done. He's been wrapped in plaster bandages and sat still until they hardened around him, then were cut off. He has also just fetched and carried, held stuff up or down, and generally made himself helpful.
Next he's meeting Rico Rizzo.
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Training Exercises (plus or minus Murphy's law) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for AllieTheBard
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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It was not, quite, an emergency.
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Made With Love by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for echoslam
Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990)
19 Nov 2025
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Shelly has plans for Leo, all right, and Norma is a key part of them. They have plans together for after that, too.
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a romance of its own, not possible altogether to exclude by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for silveradept
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, Midsummer Night's Dream - Shakespeare
13 Oct 2025
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Mayhem and Puck get along like a house on fire. (Someone else's.)
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Murderbot doesn't like Death by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for Sir_Bear
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
23 Sep 2025
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I'd often thought how I'd like reality better if it were more like stories in media. Serve me right to finally get my wish and absolutely hate it.
Recent series
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Sweat, Tears, or the Sea by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
Fandom The Orphan's Tales Series - Catherynne M. Valente
25 Dec 2018
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Diptych (Old-Fashioned Hat) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
Fandom Hadestown - Mitchell
24 Apr 2019
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The stories can be read in any order. I've got a pocketful of change is the happy one. And I don't want to go home yet is the sad one. Choose accordingly.
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Recent bookmarks
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eager to prove despite a mess by selkiesights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
26 Jun 2026
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Dr. Captain Ryland Grace has a hypothesis. Rocky is too proud to admit it- so he'll prove it instead.
The Hypothesis: If Rocky is in denial (or lying) when he says < Grace is disgust, disgust, disgust when leaky, statement. > then he will not ask Grace to stop or leave the room when he makes a show of it.
(or; grace says "i love you" for the first time in his life without fear [it takes three overstimulated interspecies orgasms to get there])
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
06 Jul 2026
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Counting Stars by ForgetMeNotForest for Nidodin
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 Jun 2026
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I don’t have Rocky to watch over me whilst I sleep, but the star model helps, a reminder of him every time I open my eyes. It doesn’t take long for me to start touching a hand to it when I get up, a kind of greeting. Good morning, Rocky. I hope you’re safe, wherever you are.
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
30 Jun 2026
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The Knowing by tamatojam
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
23 Jun 2026
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"Did I say something wrong?" Adrian asks, stepping towards him again. "Grace?"
He sucks in a harsh breath and blinks, turning his head away and hanging it low, near his chest. "Jesus…”
"Grace?”
"Sorry," his head pops up again, and his heart seems to be fighting to calm down. "Sorry, just—woof. That's the most intense déjà vu I've had in a minute."
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Adrian joins Grace on a sea glass hunt. Human brains get weird and gentle feelings are shared.
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
25 Jun 2026
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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
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Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
01 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Grace begins to breathlessly babble between his wretched sobs, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I’m so sorry, it wasn’t supposed to be me, it shouldn’t have been me, I’m so sorry,” he babbles, like the words themselves are a sickness being purged. “I’m so sorry it’s me.”
In a move that can only be intentional, a hard and unyielding ridge of Rocky’s body finds and catches just-so along the side of his aching cock, a dirty grind that punches Ryland’s arousal through the roof so fast he might actually climax right this second.
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A Red String in the Stars by fall_of_grace
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale, Project Hail Mary (2026)
20 Jun 2026
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We’re getting a few calls into the station regarding our announcement of the Sun’s early retirement. Frankly Night Vale, I think you’re overreacting a little bit. Humanity has been around for millennia already, I’d say we’ve had a pretty good run. And this way we all get to know exactly when we’re going to die! Who hasn’t wished for that before, huh?
Now another important update from Dr. Grace: he has found a rock.
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
22 Jun 2026