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  1. Public Bookmark 75

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    "Is Dad the best player?”

    Arthur nodded, but the girls looked thoughtful. “Yes,” Ruby said. “But Uncle Shane is the bestest. He’s on Dad’s team, so you’ll see him.”

    “And Uncle Ilya too.” Jade added. Arthur nodded again.

    Millie chuckled, nodding. “Got it. Does Uncle Ilya play with Dad as well?”

    Ilya. Ilya. The name didn’t ring any bells, and Madeline had promptly subjected Millie to a ten minute rundown on the Metros. She’d have to ask later about the mysterious Uncle Ilya

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    Jackie Pike hires a babysitter and she promptly learns about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov... without knowing who they are.

    An outsiders view into hockey and Hollanov.

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    03 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 98

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    Shane is an employee at StatCan when he says, "Ew. I don't think I could have slept with a Raider."

    Ilya is banned from a Best Buy for life when he asks, "Want to get dinner?"

    Shane is a sandwich artist when he says, "Fuck you guys. I choose Ilya."

    Ilya is thirteen years old and stuck in a tree when he says, "Shane. It's okay. We'll find a way down."

    A series of vignettes of different alternate universes where not-MLH players Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander keep meeting and falling in love.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “So,” Yuna says, as she polishes off her third glass of cabernet. “When are you boys going to get started on kids?”

    Shane chokes on his tiramisu.

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    Or: Maybe Shane doesn’t want kids.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    "Sveta," he says, before she can greet him. "I think I'm about to do something very stupid."

    "You're always doing something stupid," she laughs, her voice tinny over the speakerphone. "What is it this time?"

    "I am in a staring contest with a bottle of pills," Ilya says. "And I think the pills might win."

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    Or: An alternate take on Ilya's mental health after moving to Ottawa, featuring the reality of long distance relationships, Ilya learning to captain a new team, and a series of game tapes made by Ilya's dead father.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    555-123-181
    If someone got bleach in their eye what should they do
    555-926-024
    Go the the ER and get an eye wash
    555-123-181
    Okay but is that really necessary or can I just wash it myself
    555-926-024
    According the the Internet you might need eye drops for a couple days after so ER it is
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    Urgh fiiine
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    Ilya was looking for advice when he text the wrong number
    Shane couldnt leave a random stranger on read during an emergency

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    29 Jun 2026

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