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Dooku summons Revan and gets jumped by Fay by leetuce
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
13 Dec 2025
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The Sith’s blade stopped a hairbreath from Revan’s throat, and as quickly as the smog had appeared, it vanished, a warmth washing through the room like the sun rising after a cool night.
“Throwing temper tantrums, are we Yan Dooku?”
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OR Dooku decides he's gonna try some ancient Sith witchcraft and pulls Revan into the Clone Wars. Fay says, "Uhhh, no?", mind wipes Dooku and dips.
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Knives & Spices by Argentee, BairnSidhe, HollowsArchivist, leetuce, micky_likes_stuff_01, Mikaiyawa, MyceliumAndMirjahaal, NittuSidhe, Nymphie_Wolf, SharlHarmakhis, Sylph_Writes, ValkyriePhoenix, Wayfinder1314
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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A Cajun chef and a cargo hold of other humans are captured by Aliens. Zygerrian slavers. Turns out that Star Wars is real, George Lucas had visions, and it's the middle of the Clone Wars.
Of course, the visions scrambled the order of things, people look nothing like the actors cast for them, and humans do not domesticate well. Still, how much trouble can a few humans cause?
All of it. All the trouble.
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Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.
Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice.
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08 Jul 2026
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a home for every season by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Dec 2015
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Let’s talk about a Susan who never moved on, who buried her family in English soil and spent the rest of her life trying to find her way home. She did not believe lions were kind, but she always remembered a bow in her schoolgirl hands.
She looked in every old wardrobe she came across. It was casual, everyday– the first day in a new lecture hall, she checked the back of the coat closet. Friends had her over for Christmas dinner and she excused herself to go the bathroom, checked every cabinet and closet, and then headed back in for pudding. She went home with a cute boy she met in a smoky little pub and she checked his wardrobe before she headed home the next morning, heels in hand.
She also went to college, got a political science degree she had to fight for. She got a byline in the local paper, a few ladies’ magazines, then a larger regional publication.
She had mimosa brunches with friends. She read detective novels, never touched fantasy, and finally one day she stepped through an old stone archway barely thinking about it and–-
She was standing in a treeless plain, all yellow grass and blue blue skies.
(Susan Pevensie goes to Middle Earth)
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08 Jul 2026
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In which the Company are entirely too nosy about matters that are supposed to be a secret, and Bilbo learns that being concerned about propriety is overrated when you could be making friends instead.
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07 Jul 2026
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You Got Me by drunkonwriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Feb 2015
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The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
(Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)
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07 Jul 2026
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Stick Out Your Neck by TooManyTeeth
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars - All Media Types
07 Jul 2026
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Fox is about to die, but Cody has a plan. It might be a little harebrained though.
Bookmarked by leetuce
23 Jun 2026