problemsloth
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As a former scholarship student, you know well that the cardinal rule for a mouse like you to succeed in polite society is this: never be seen to do anything untoward.
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furrytown vorescapades by the meat machine (problemsloth) for the real domino hyena (domino_hyena)
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Jun 2026
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Dave and Terezi learn to stop worrying and love the vore.
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Lackey Charms by the meat machine (problemsloth) for EXCALIBURS_DEATH
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Jun 2026
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Hearts, stars, horseshoes, Clover and blue moons, Caliborn, Crowbar, and a feisty pack of goons. It's magically depraved!
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IN WHICH A STUDLY CHERUB USES THE DIRK HUMAN AS HIS OWN PERSONAL "PORN STAR". AND HAS NOTHING BUT CORRECT, MANLY FEELINGS ABOUT IT.
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TG: u heard me
TG: that thing in ur loverboys belly? egg
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It's always been you and Lil Cal against the world.
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"You slap bandaids over the cuts, and glance over the bruises a couple times to see if they’re bleeding at all. You aren’t really sure what you’re supposed to do for bruises, and you’re not going to ask now, long after you should’ve figured that out. "
or; what dave typically does after a strife.
Bookmarked by problemsloth
30 Jun 2026
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on the windows of the skull by quixxotique (crownlessliestheking) for problemsloth
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Jun 2026
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CALIBORN: The stupid shades. Are not going to be disgusting. Here in my mind.
HAL: Is that where we are?
HAL: Explains the emptiness.
GAMZEE: (honking laugher)Alternatively, 4 dudes, 1 skull. A play in 3 parts (and some change.)
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- English
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- 8,625
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by problemsloth
13 Jun 2026
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Absolutely INCREDIBLE exploration of what is going on between the four dudes who compose Lord English's soul. I am begging you to read this
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He looks younger than you, even though he’s not, and you remind yourself that he’s here because he wants to be. This is his gig. You’re just here to not fuck it up.
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- English
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- 2,450
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- 1/1
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 80
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- 12
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Bookmarked by problemsloth
12 Jun 2026
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"You won't have a choice once that belly is swelling and your tits start aching." You tut Dirk as you walk him backwards, up until his legs hit the bed frame. Dirk lets you lead him and place him wherever, almost hypnotized by you.
Bookmarked by problemsloth
09 Jun 2026
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Dave and Rose find an apartment, and the three of them get to work settling into life in Southern California. Slice-of-life stories that take place between Dirk's fourteenth and seventeenth birthdays.
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- Part 10 of The One Where Dave's a Vampire
Bookmarked by problemsloth
29 May 2026