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    "You are doing this on purpose," Ilya accused.

    Shane looked up, perfectly innocent. "Doing what on purpose?"

    "The—" Ilya gestured. "This. The—the organizing."

    "The organizing that I do. Every Thursday. Like I have for the entire time we've been together."

    "You know what you're doing."

    Shane's lips twitched. Just barely. But Ilya saw it. "I'm folding a hoodie."

    BREAKING: Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    5 Times Shane Hollander outed himself as a freak + 1 time Ilya Rozanov outed Shane Hollander for being a freak

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    08 Jul 2026

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    There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals.

    It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

    The internet would never figure it out.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Luca: i fucked up
    Luca: i told ilya he was hot
    Luca: i showed him my fanart
    Luca: i SENT him my fanart

    G: LMAFOOOOOO
    G: literally why would you do that omg 💀

    Luca: I WAS DRUNK

    Or, 5 Times Luca almost revealed his Tumblr past and 1 time the Cens found out

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    08 Jul 2026

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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    08 Jul 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 57

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    What if you wanted to get to heaven but God said “didn’t you run a Hollanov Tumblr blog in 2017?”

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    08 Jul 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 16

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    He pauses when it asks for username. Hollanov2481 is already taken, but he could make a similar username.

    2+4=6 and 8+1=9

    Shane is now the proud owner of the @hollanov69 account.

     

    Or Shane discovers Hollanov on Twitter and makes an account. Ilya finds out.

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    08 Jul 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 92

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    @ESPN #BREAKINGNEWS: Video footage has been released of various Ottawa Centaurs players including Captain Ilya Rozanov in a heated conversation laced with threats and vulgarities aimed at the Montreal Voyageurs, several players and staff named including head coach Theriault

    OR: Another video gets leaked, this time outing Ilya as the #1 Montreal Voyageurs hater of all time.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    08 Jul 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 27

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    This is kinda what it says on the tin. Crack group chat fic in which everyone is trying to get an already together couple together.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Getting outted might just have been the best thing for Shane's career and mental health.

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    Shane looks upon his field of fucks and finds it barren.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    A casual comment made by Shane in the heat of the moment ends up online and the Internet does what it does best leading to sweeping changes at the Metros.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Shane and Ilya's secret relationship had just been outed via Hayden's FanMail video. Except, to the players and coaches far and wide, it's not much of a secret...

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    08 Jul 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 28

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    When a new rookie accidentally slips up with his words, the seasoned members of the team gently pull him aside. In a supportive and constructive manner, they engage him in a thoughtful discussion, part of their Rookie Educational Program, designed to guide newcomers and help them learn from their mistakes.

    This is set after the fan mail outing and the beginning of the next season, as the team is good and there is no need for Shane to leave Montreal.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    “Is Rozanov our Captain-in-law now?” a bright-eyed rookie asked, raised hand and all.

    “I don’t know.” Shane said helplessly.

    “Ha! Can I call him that just to see his face?” Drapeau said, an evil grin on his face.

    “Be my guest?” Shane said, looking at the ceiling. What even is happening now. “Do you have any questions for me that doesn’t involve chirping at him?”

    “Yeah, can I drive his Veneno?”

    Everyone turned to Comeau.

    “What? Figured since he’s dating our Captain we have to get some perks. I wanna drive his Lamborghini Veneno, it’s one of nine ever made. I call dibs!”

    The room exploded with eager voices.

    The Montreal Voyageurs share one brain cell, and Shane has permanent custody of it. Fortunately for him, that means they can’t be homophobic if they’re too himbo to understand hate.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Nothing matters to hockey players more than winning the Stanley Cup, right? So who cares that the new Rookie is very weird and a little bit gay. Certainly not the Montreal Metros who were undertaking a generational playoffs run for the first time in years.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    “Six on one, huh?” Hayden says, looking down at the guy and then back at Shane.

    “Yup,” Shane says. The cop starts to lead him to the car. He doesn’t bother to put up a fight. Just turns to J.J. and says in French, “I’ve been under the security camera since I called Hayden. It should have picked everything up.”

    “Self-defense, then, and you can prove it. Yes?”

    If the cop hadn’t closed the door then, Shane might even have responded: and I don’t have a scratch on me.

    Or: After the fanmail video, but before Shane transfers to Ottawa, a group of guys sees Shane walking alone and decides to do something about it. It doesn’t go particularly well for them.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Remember when Hayden Pike punches Ilya after Shane said not to, right before the announcement of the Irina Foundation? Remember that that was the second time Hayden laid his hands on Ilya in the first month of knowing him?

    Or, Shane gets rightfully fed up after the first month of Hayden's behavior towards Ilya. Punching Ilya was the final straw, so he tells Hayden to pretend he never found out. It sets off a chain of events landing him, happily, in Ottawa a year earlier and with a better support system for both him and Ilya.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    07 Jul 2026

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