thegreenempty
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- Supernatural (TV 2005) (13)
- Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid (6)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (6)
- Bones (TV) (3)
- House M.D. (1)
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What in the FUCK Happened in Vegas?! Can We Make it Stay in Vegas?! by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
26 Jun 2026
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Ilya doesn’t even try to stop the litany of Russian swears from spilling out. He also doesn’t stop himself from cursing Marly’s whole family line, and then verbalizing some of his more homicidal thoughts about Scott Hunter and the kitchen sink. He lets his Russian ranting die out and takes a few deep breaths.
Everyone has quieted to look at him.
“Feel better?” Marly asks.
Maybe Ilya could drown Marly in the sink along with Hunter. Maybe he could kill everyone in the suite before Shane wakes up. He’d have to kill the butler guy, too…and the front of house staff…and the wedding chapel staff…and then convince Shane to run away with him to somewhere that would neither extradite to the US nor prosecute them for being gay. Messy. Too messy.
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Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. This is Ilya's worst nightmare which, as it turns out, features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions.
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it's all fun and games when you're a pretty party boy by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 May 2026
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Roz: marly, wtf??
didn’t think i needed to say it, you are telling everyone my shit?Cliff: shit, man, I'm sorry
and I get you’re prly mad at me but let’s focus on what’s important, okay?
Hammer told Hollzy about the Hollander-stripperHammer: Connors requested staff info from the Metro’s to track down a Jane that worked for them
got in trouble with management for it
they thought it was for harassmentConnors: Marly told me you’ve been in love with Jane since your cup-year, at least
said you almost killed yourself when she broke up with you and something about a tuna sandwichCarmy: we’re trying to spread out the Roz anger? Gravy sent shirtless pictures of Roz to that Latvian guy
Gravy: we agreed to no more Jānis mentions in the chat!
Roz: fucking stop it! all of you
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Roz is abandoning the team and the country for his secret girlfriend. Cliff would LOVE some more intel on Jane but Roz has never been forthcoming. At the very least Cliff can make sure that Roz's last few weeks are nothing but fun and games!
A total crackfic featuring our Boston Boys partying in style.
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- Part 4 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games until cap is in his feels again by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Mar 2026
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Roz: it’s weird with her
Roz: idk if anyone else ever has this happen
Roz: but I can’t get enough from her
Roz: usually after sex with someone I am done
Roz: but the more I have of Jane, the more I want
Roz: weird, right?Hammer: sounds like you’re falling for her, Rozy
Roz: no, no
Roz: like, sometimes I want to see her even after sex
Roz: or text her but not dick pics
Roz: weird feeling, like horny but for talking or hanging out
Roz: its confusing, hard to explainCliff: you’re literally just describing liking a person
Cliff Marleau's seen his captain through some crazy times and some wild crash outs. This is a little foray into some of the group chats and nights out with the boys. Especially when Cap is in his feels about his Montreal Girl.
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- Part 3 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games until someone weaponizes their trauma with therapy-speak by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Mar 2026
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“Shane says you are smart. You went to university before you were drafted, yes?” Rozanov’s eyes were twinkling again. He wasn’t Shane’s boyfriend right now, he was the Russian Menace.
“Yeah, I mean, I did two years. You didn’t go to college, did you?”
“No, so I have to do my own readings, my own studies. You must have done philosophy courses?”
Was Rozanov mining for chirping material? What the fuck? “I, no I took like…a writing seminar. And um, a civics course. Plus, like, math.”
Rozanov blinked at him, again. “Math.”
“Yeah, math.”
“Oh. So you are a mathematician? You study calculus? Linear algebra? Discrete mathematics?”
What in the fuck is discrete mathematics? “I dunno, no. It was like, y equals mxb squared, or whatever. You know, algebra.”
“Algebra.” Rozanov’s eyebrows shot up his face. “Like for a child? American university gives you primary school lessons?”
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Hayden Pike confronts Rozanov about his relationship with Shane. It doesn't quite go as he expected.
Series
- Part 2 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games until someone has been secretly gay this whole time by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Mar 2026
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Hayden had never seen him like this before. The painkillers were making Shane…fun. He was funny, and kind of bitchy? All Hayden had to do was mention a player, any player in the league, and Shane had an absolutely devastating assessment locked and loaded. To hear Canada’s Golden Boy with perfect PR presence rip into everyone and everything…it was just too tempting to pass up.
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Hayden has some fun with Shane while he's high on pain meds. Shane starts being a little too honest and that's exactly when Ilya Rozanov decides to show some sportsmanship for the first time in his life. Hayden tries to run interference for his best friend and, man, what the hell did he walk into??
Series
- Part 1 of it's all fun and games
Recent series
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it's all fun and games by thegreenempty
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 May 2026
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A mostly crackfic series that asks, what if Shane and Ilya were slightly out of character? Shane is bitchier, Ilya is manic and philosophical, Cliff Marleau and the Boston boys take turns babysitting their crashing-out captain, and Shane finally gets recognized as the pretty, funny, sassy player he is.
Nothing is too serious about this, it's a mix of show and book canon, and a healthy dose of fanon (himbo king Cliff). Ilya is allowed to catch feelings early, as a treat and Shane is allowed to let his inner mean girl out.
Please enjoy these silly boys and their silly relationships! Four works so far with more to come! How much more? I don't know! They keep doing silly things and my brain keeps writing it down.
Thanks for reading! 💕
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Blood and Bones: the Winchesters Files by thegreenempty
Fandom Bones (TV), Supernatural (TV 2005)
23 May 2025
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The Hollander-Rozanov Project by Fanfan229
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Jul 2026
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Right after Shane wins the 2011 Rookie of the Year award, he makes a wild suggestion: Ilya could spend the following day with him.
They end up doing a few boring activities, like hiking, reading, or getting married.
What follows is a long-distance, highly secret, frustrating, and completely loving married life, while still being arch-rivals to the rest of the world.
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
19 Jun 2026
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Secretly married, fully-in love Hollanov. The one where they take pictures of their shared trophies every year at the awards show. Out to Scott, Kip, Sveta, Marly WIP, waiting ch10
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Hi Ilya,
My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.
I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.
or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
30 Jun 2026
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Oh Ilya's in prison and I am fully supporting Shane’s near-delusional ability to ignore red flags. Shane is right where he wants to be! WIP, waiting ch3
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Super Straight Broz (Live) by Stickyslut17
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jul 2026
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Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other~~~~~~
Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
08 Jul 2026
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WIP - waiting ch6 - very fucking funny! It's not gay, bro, it's prly just a kink or something!
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Sight Unseen by lady_flash
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
27 Jun 2026
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Shane smiles, rolling his eyes. “You’re going to have them eating out of the palm of your hand with that accent.”
Ilya grins. “Oh, you like it?”
“No,” Shane says quickly, looking away. “I mean—it’s an accent. Girls like accents. It’s like… an unfair advantage.”
Ilya laughs. “Okay. Well. I bet the girls will fall for your awkward charm, you bet they will fall for my Russian accent.” He holds out his hand. “Want to make it interesting?”
Or, Shane and Ilya both sign up for a reality dating show to meet their future wives. They meet each other instead, and shit gets messy. (A Love is Blind AU)
Bookmarked by thegreenempty
06 Jul 2026
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Love is Blind!AU, Ilya and Sveta and Shane is feeling Rose. WIP Ch2
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Rozanov's so… professional. He's all grown up and not at all like the boy he once was. The polite smile never leaves his face even when he's looking at Shane.
"You are very lucky," Rozanov tells him, "That your concussion is only mild. Seeing me is a not so good thing, okay?"
Shane sighs through his nose, pouts. "Yeah… okay. But… I haven't seen you in a million years. Why are you a doctor now? You should be playing hockey—" He wiggles a little, grins sideways— "With me."
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or, after wondering what happened to Ilya after the NHL draft, Shane discovers he's been in Montreal the whole time, and more than that, is an entire doctor instead of the hockey player he should've become.
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
24 May 2026
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That’s Dr. Rozanov to you! Ilya lost a leg and Shane gained a neurologist, WIP waiting ch9