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  1. Summary

    A mostly crackfic series that asks, what if Shane and Ilya were slightly out of character? Shane is bitchier, Ilya is manic and philosophical, Cliff Marleau and the Boston boys take turns babysitting their crashing-out captain, and Shane finally gets recognized as the pretty, funny, sassy player he is.

    Nothing is too serious about this, it's a mix of show and book canon, and a healthy dose of fanon (himbo king Cliff). Ilya is allowed to catch feelings early, as a treat and Shane is allowed to let his inner mean girl out.

    Please enjoy these silly boys and their silly relationships! Four works so far with more to come! How much more? I don't know! They keep doing silly things and my brain keeps writing it down.

    Thanks for reading! 💕

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    Hi Ilya,

    My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.

    I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.

    or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.

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    30 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh Ilya's in prison and I am fully supporting Shane’s near-delusional ability to ignore red flags. Shane is right where he wants to be! WIP, waiting ch3

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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

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    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    08 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    WIP - waiting ch6 - very fucking funny! It's not gay, bro, it's prly just a kink or something!

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    Shane smiles, rolling his eyes. “You’re going to have them eating out of the palm of your hand with that accent.”

    Ilya grins. “Oh, you like it?”

    “No,” Shane says quickly, looking away. “I mean—it’s an accent. Girls like accents. It’s like… an unfair advantage.”

    Ilya laughs. “Okay. Well. I bet the girls will fall for your awkward charm, you bet they will fall for my Russian accent.” He holds out his hand. “Want to make it interesting?”
     

    Or, Shane and Ilya both sign up for a reality dating show to meet their future wives. They meet each other instead, and shit gets messy. (A Love is Blind AU)

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    06 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Love is Blind!AU, Ilya and Sveta and Shane is feeling Rose. WIP Ch2

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    Rozanov's so… professional. He's all grown up and not at all like the boy he once was. The polite smile never leaves his face even when he's looking at Shane.

    "You are very lucky," Rozanov tells him, "That your concussion is only mild. Seeing me is a not so good thing, okay?"

    Shane sighs through his nose, pouts. "Yeah… okay. But… I haven't seen you in a million years. Why are you a doctor now? You should be playing hockey—" He wiggles a little, grins sideways— "With me."

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    or, after wondering what happened to Ilya after the NHL draft, Shane discovers he's been in Montreal the whole time, and more than that, is an entire doctor instead of the hockey player he should've become.

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    That’s Dr. Rozanov to you! Ilya lost a leg and Shane gained a neurologist, WIP waiting ch9

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    Shane and Ilya stop hooking up during their rookie season after their secret is almost exposed. Six years later, Scott Hunter comes out and changes everything. Ilya and Shane decide to forge an unlikely friendship as they navigate the league, coming out, and Scott Hunter's annoying queer group chat.

    And they accidentally fall in love, obviously.

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    29 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Scott heard them at All Stars so they never got off the ground. Shane is out with a boyfriend and Ilya cannot figure out for the life of him what this Ben guy can offer THE Shane Hollander. WIP waiting ch5

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